Steven William Rimmer
stevenwilliamrimmer.com
Steven William Rimmer
@stevenwilliamrimmer.com
Author of scurrilous novels, including Dragonsbane, Coven, Legacy, The Order (frightens the horses, that one...) Darkmatter, et al. Saxophone god.
"You can have my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands."

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November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence."

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November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes."

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November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Free beer, topless barmaids and false advertising."

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November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"You come from dust and you will return to dust.

That’s why I don't dust.

It could be someone I knew."

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November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"

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November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"I had my patience tested today.

It came back negative."

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November 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"I’d give up sarcasm, but that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication."

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October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"When a politician shakes your hand, count your fingers."

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October 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"Fortunate are those who expect nothing of their government, as they will never be disappointed."

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October 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly)."

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October 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"People often mistake me for an adult because of my age."

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October 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"A lie doesn't become truth just because it's accepted by a majority."

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October 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"People say: ‘nothing is impossible’, but I do nothing every day."

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October 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead."

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October 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Meat is Murder! (Tasty, tasty murder.)"

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September 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Alcohol - because no great story begins with a salad."

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September 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Never interfere with an enemy in the process of destroying himself."

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September 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it burned in one."

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September 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."

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September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Never go to bed angry - stay up and plot your revenge."

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September 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"I'm not a complete idiot.

Some parts are missing."

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September 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"Money enables us to get what we want instead of what the government decides we need.:"

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September 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Build something that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to."

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September 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"My children laugh because they think I’m crazy. I laugh because they don’t know it's hereditary."

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September 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM