Steven William Rimmer
@stevenwilliamrimmer.com
Author of scurrilous novels, including Dragonsbane, Coven, Legacy, The Order (frightens the horses, that one...) Darkmatter, et al. Saxophone god.
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
"Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up."
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January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up."
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"I don’t want to go to heaven – none of my friends are there."
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January 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
"I don’t want to go to heaven – none of my friends are there."
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"Duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound."
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January 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"Duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound."
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January 6, 2026 at 12:10 AM
"Duck evolution: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo."
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January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"Duck evolution: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo."
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"If the Earth really was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now."
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January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
"If the Earth really was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now."
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"The pen is only mightier than the sword if all your monsters are typos."
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December 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"The pen is only mightier than the sword if all your monsters are typos."
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December 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"I never drink water - that’s the stuff that rusts pipes."
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December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"I never drink water - that’s the stuff that rusts pipes."
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December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
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December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
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"Remembrance of things past is not necessarily the remembrance of things as they were."
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December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"Remembrance of things past is not necessarily the remembrance of things as they were."
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December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"I’ve done some really terrible things for money, like getting up and going to work."
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November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"I’ve done some really terrible things for money, like getting up and going to work."
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"You can have my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands."
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November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"You can have my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands."
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November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"You come from dust and you will return to dust.
That’s why I don't dust.
It could be someone I knew."
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That’s why I don't dust.
It could be someone I knew."
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November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"You come from dust and you will return to dust.
That’s why I don't dust.
It could be someone I knew."
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That’s why I don't dust.
It could be someone I knew."
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"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"
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November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"
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November 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"I’d give up sarcasm, but that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication."
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October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"I’d give up sarcasm, but that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication."
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"When a politician shakes your hand, count your fingers."
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October 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"When a politician shakes your hand, count your fingers."
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