I think this might be the year I’m done with social media. I love the idea of it. I love keeping up with friends and sharing my life. But I’m tired of feeling like a rat in a maze. 🧵 1/5

@dylanbeatt.ie Here’s a weird alphabetization series. This list of cities on the Feeld dating app puts São Paolo after Singapore but before Sydney!

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #358,627!

You weren't kidding!

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Breaking ground on Nexus Recovery Center's new building last week! I also designed the banner behind me and suggested the color scheme for the shovels!

I'm proud to be a writer and actor in Dallas Comedy Club's Sketch Club. Come see me this Sunday at 5pm. Tickets are just $10, and you'll be home in time for work on Monday — perfect for an office-themed show!

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#DallasComedy #DallasTheater #DallasSketch

#NotMyBriefcase (literally not My Briefcase)

This is the actual wallpaper I had on Windows XP. I made it myself when I was first learning Photoshop. It's like a time capsule of the early 2000s.