brb, going to a concert
@stevenglassman.bsky.social
An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity!
(Just a goober living in the DMV who goes to two many shows. Seriously, way too many shows: https://www.instagram.com/brb.goingtoaconcert)
(Just a goober living in the DMV who goes to two many shows. Seriously, way too many shows: https://www.instagram.com/brb.goingtoaconcert)
I'm so ready for Karellen to get here.
January 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm so ready for Karellen to get here.
I'm not sure what this says about my psyche, but I now know that even in my dreams, there's a line for the men's room.
January 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm not sure what this says about my psyche, but I now know that even in my dreams, there's a line for the men's room.
So close to being out of this year and on to the next. So very close.
January 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
So close to being out of this year and on to the next. So very close.
Filed under "songs that have been intermittently looping in my head for the past twenty years"-
youtu.be/ifgEjv27fe0?...
youtu.be/ifgEjv27fe0?...
I LOVE EGG (english version)
YouTube video by anjelyfication
youtu.be
December 27, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Filed under "songs that have been intermittently looping in my head for the past twenty years"-
youtu.be/ifgEjv27fe0?...
youtu.be/ifgEjv27fe0?...
Damn it, Hollywood, STOP giving this man work! Leto's just going to make it awful!
Besides, I know you wanted Pedro Pascal for this since he's in absolutely everything else.
Besides, I know you wanted Pedro Pascal for this since he's in absolutely everything else.
December 20, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Damn it, Hollywood, STOP giving this man work! Leto's just going to make it awful!
Besides, I know you wanted Pedro Pascal for this since he's in absolutely everything else.
Besides, I know you wanted Pedro Pascal for this since he's in absolutely everything else.
OK, this was driving me nuts. Ever since I updated my MacOS to Sequoia, I kept accidentally fullscreening windows when I dragged them and I couldn't figure out why it was happening. Today, I finally found the setting that did it and turned it off:
December 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM
OK, this was driving me nuts. Ever since I updated my MacOS to Sequoia, I kept accidentally fullscreening windows when I dragged them and I couldn't figure out why it was happening. Today, I finally found the setting that did it and turned it off:
My spam today has sent me into an existential crisis.
"Lastly, you are advised to reply back to this email and reconfirm the details of this message if truly you're alive."
How do I even KNOW if, truly, I'm alive?
"Lastly, you are advised to reply back to this email and reconfirm the details of this message if truly you're alive."
How do I even KNOW if, truly, I'm alive?
December 2, 2024 at 7:25 PM
My spam today has sent me into an existential crisis.
"Lastly, you are advised to reply back to this email and reconfirm the details of this message if truly you're alive."
How do I even KNOW if, truly, I'm alive?
"Lastly, you are advised to reply back to this email and reconfirm the details of this message if truly you're alive."
How do I even KNOW if, truly, I'm alive?
I've decided to start describing my day to day existence as "the life I must lead to repair the timeline."
November 25, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I've decided to start describing my day to day existence as "the life I must lead to repair the timeline."
It is a fundamental truth that whenever I accidentally bump one of those springy dooor-stops, the little BOIOIOING noise it emits makes me giggle like a madman.
November 25, 2024 at 1:04 AM
It is a fundamental truth that whenever I accidentally bump one of those springy dooor-stops, the little BOIOIOING noise it emits makes me giggle like a madman.
How many of these jugs would it take to fill a standard bath tub? Asking for a friend.
fox8.com/news/mcdonal...
fox8.com/news/mcdonal...
McDonald’s will now sell a big jug of McRib sauce
McDonald’s is releasing a jug of McRib sauce to accompany the return of the beloved pork barbeque sandwich.
fox8.com
November 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
How many of these jugs would it take to fill a standard bath tub? Asking for a friend.
fox8.com/news/mcdonal...
fox8.com/news/mcdonal...
I just failed the “are you a robot” captcha, and it was the kind where you only have to put a check mark into a box.
This is a hell of a way to learn that I’m just an AI in a simulation.
This is a hell of a way to learn that I’m just an AI in a simulation.
November 19, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I just failed the “are you a robot” captcha, and it was the kind where you only have to put a check mark into a box.
This is a hell of a way to learn that I’m just an AI in a simulation.
This is a hell of a way to learn that I’m just an AI in a simulation.
I just realized again that the outlook calendar alert sound is the first three notes of "Yub Nub" and now I cannot ever unhear it.
November 19, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I just realized again that the outlook calendar alert sound is the first three notes of "Yub Nub" and now I cannot ever unhear it.
Seen tonight on my walk back to the Metro.
November 12, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Seen tonight on my walk back to the Metro.
I just figured out a pretty good life hack for myself- instead of optimistically buying produce that I sincerely hope to use before it goes bad, I can save time and cleanup by just putting five or ten dollars directly into the trash.
March 14, 2024 at 2:22 PM
I just figured out a pretty good life hack for myself- instead of optimistically buying produce that I sincerely hope to use before it goes bad, I can save time and cleanup by just putting five or ten dollars directly into the trash.
I'm having a rousing game of "WHICH FRICKING PIECE OF SOFTWARE JUST MADE THAT CHIMING NOISE"
February 21, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I'm having a rousing game of "WHICH FRICKING PIECE OF SOFTWARE JUST MADE THAT CHIMING NOISE"
Today I learned that Monterey Jack cheese was named after a Scottish businessman named David Jacks who moved to California during the gold rush and I can't get over how much this information sounds like something Barney Stinson would make up to hit on women.
February 19, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Today I learned that Monterey Jack cheese was named after a Scottish businessman named David Jacks who moved to California during the gold rush and I can't get over how much this information sounds like something Barney Stinson would make up to hit on women.
Why do they call it a pant suit? Doesn’t the word suit already suggest it has pants?
September 18, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Why do they call it a pant suit? Doesn’t the word suit already suggest it has pants?
Man, I miss livejournal.
September 11, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Man, I miss livejournal.
lol amazing
August 9, 2023 at 10:55 PM
lol amazing
I have arrived! Now to figure out how this is different from Mastodon, Xitter, Threads, Hive, Post, and the various other socials I've joined this year because I don't want to feel left out!
August 9, 2023 at 10:48 PM
I have arrived! Now to figure out how this is different from Mastodon, Xitter, Threads, Hive, Post, and the various other socials I've joined this year because I don't want to feel left out!