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I started an Instagram account because I have apparently lost my damn mind.
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My kids are being introduced to the horrors of Conventional Shipping. "Dad, where's my package? What do you mean in a warehouse in Ohio? When's it gonna get here? Eventually? What do you mean, 'eventually'?"

Wait...does 'reincarnate' just mean 'put back into meat'?

The urge to drastically overthink a plot point and write thousands of words that will inevitably be thrown in the trash instead of just chilling the Hell out and writing a good story.

Some day soon they're gonna start saying that semicolons are indicative of AI writing and I'm gonna crash out. 🫡

I appreciate that Google Docs waits until I'm done screwing up before dinging me for my atrocious spelling.

I do NOT appreciate that it makes fun of me for spelling words in a "British" way.