I thought this was a bit amusing and maybe even a parody, but then she said the word, “kinetic.” And I knew this post was edited by Stephen Miller.

It’s a problem if the only thing that can stop doesn’t actually exist

Good job, counselor

My first thought was “they made this guy the NATO Ambassador?” How did I miss that bit of insanity?

In Florida she would not be disbarred for an initial single offense, but she would be reprimanded and perhaps be forced to take a CLE course.

My take, too. I was a career state prosecutor, and I saw quite a few mistakes due to inexperience and ignorance. She could get disciplined if someone filed a complaint, but I don’t think disbarment is in the cards.

If only she’d eat something, a sandwich, a bowl of soup, a plate of pasta, just something, she might stop having these delusions

I have not seen the movie in a long time. But we might not even be talking about Seller’s performance all these years later had McClain not been so good at playing off him. It was her acting that gave the absurdist premise the right patina of believability. And the sex scene was hilarious.

Simple, “Apres moi, le deluge”

As the faded billboard featuring the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg watches over all

They are so profoundly stupid

That stupid ballroom just depresses the shit out of me. I lived in DC during law school and walking past the Whitehouse was such a pleasurable moment each day. And now this monstrosity.
have a friend who says that changes that depress us are nature’s way of easing us into the long sleep.

Trump looked foolish on the tarmac, all but piddling on the carpet in anticipation. But then he is a fool and has looked foolish many, many times before. It is the capitulators to this fool who must really wonder how they got here. I’m looking at you Marco. Was the Faustian bargain worth it now?

And Judge Jeanine put down the box of Pinot Grigio long enough to charge a felony

The people of Oklahoma, whom I know for a fact are good people, didn’t do anything to deserve this schmuck

The only one that really holds up is The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, which is the quintessential Western