After the hardly shocking news that Prince “My Problem is I’m just TOO Loyal” Andrew has been stripped of his titles, here’s a lovely song in his defence

Very interesting article in the new edition of Private Eye about Ben Houchen and the Teeside Regeneration project

For the many people worried about the Assisted Dying Bill #choice #ethics #control #family

The withdrawal of winter fuel heating allowance #oldage

Ah, the perennial worries of the superannuated that they may end up “becoming a burden” to their loved ones

The immense delay and eye-watering £20 Billion cost of HS2, when the money might’ve been better spent building a reliable high speed rail service between the West Coast (Liverpool) & the East (Hull)…#railways #HS2

A lament for the closing down of WH Smiths

For the inconsiderate Cloud Vapers on our public streets

Dedicated to Senor Luis Rubiales, the ex-Head of the Spanish Football Association, and his awful and hideously entitled behaviour

As the aisle of Man becomes the first part of the U.K. to legalize Assisted Dying, some worries about unscrupulous relatives gaslighting older people

For the rather horrible aggressive owner of an American XL Bully Dog I once met in Ladywell Fields owner of a

Petulant KetBrat Narcissistic Neo-Nazi Techbro Tool Elon Musk and his band of incompetent Incels at DOGE have to beg Nuclear Power Safety workers to come back after Elon and his merry gang of callow cack-handed chainsaw-wielding idiots had sacked them all and deleted all their contact details

Trump’s pleading, cajoling love song to Greenland

A little song for Donald Trump and his pumice plans to reopen Guantanamo Bay “Detention Centre” to indefinitely detain 1000s rounded up by ICE. #donaldtrump #elonmusk #historyrepeating

A quick one for the utterly wretched Prince Andrew, overly-loyal friend and playmate of deceased American billionaire paedophile Jeffery Epstein and gullible confidante and unwitting asset of Chinese Spies

I'm at Headliners Comedy Club Chiswick Fri 14/Sat 15 Feb. Fabulous line-up (same both nights) @omarbadawy.bsky.social @paultonkinson.bsky.social my good self and the wonderful Sindhu Vee. I'll be onstage 2nd, closing the First 1/2, so my stage time will be approx 9-9:20pm See you all there, Folks!

After Republican Representative for Georgia introduces a Bill in Congress to rename Greenland Red White And Blue Land, here is Donald Trump attempting to woo Greenlanders in his own inimitable, back-handed sleazy bullying way #greenland #donaldtrump #mineralwealth

This weekend I am playing Headliners Comedy Club in Chiswick with Paul Tonkinson and Sindhu Vee! See you there!