Steve Bower
@stevebower.bsky.social
Steve's World of Bollocks. 'Exclusive readership' (unpopular). All opinions my own. Or off of the telly. Or approval-seeking from seemingly more attractive ppl.
Same outcome either way
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Same outcome either way
Is he shrinking? Is there just an empty pile of suit now?
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Is he shrinking? Is there just an empty pile of suit now?
You do know you actually have to show up?
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
You do know you actually have to show up?
They cut the bit where she waves around a wine glass and gooses the sound guy
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They cut the bit where she waves around a wine glass and gooses the sound guy
That photo of Pres Piggy's had major retouching.
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
That photo of Pres Piggy's had major retouching.
Irish stew in the name of the law
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Irish stew in the name of the law
Could always point out when someone *has* a left hand?
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Could always point out when someone *has* a left hand?
His head looks like some sort of flower pot wrapper
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
His head looks like some sort of flower pot wrapper
Raw for coffee/cereal, and semi for tea. I've been living too long in Cheshire 🙄
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Raw for coffee/cereal, and semi for tea. I've been living too long in Cheshire 🙄
Raw? It's the best
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Raw? It's the best
Day 1 Sids Cafe: "We need to vote quickly so we can open - is it pronounced 'scon' or 'scown'?"
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Day 1 Sids Cafe: "We need to vote quickly so we can open - is it pronounced 'scon' or 'scown'?"
Building on Green Belt to meet a bonkers housing target though: ✅
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Building on Green Belt to meet a bonkers housing target though: ✅
I read that as 'grandmother' 😬
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I read that as 'grandmother' 😬
Yakkng bullshit into his phone. So wished it would actually get snatched.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Yakkng bullshit into his phone. So wished it would actually get snatched.
His dentist: "lookin' gooood!"
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
His dentist: "lookin' gooood!"
Trevor Horn: "that gives me an idea.."
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Trevor Horn: "that gives me an idea.."
*background beat of a drumkit being thrown down stairs
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
*background beat of a drumkit being thrown down stairs
Damn, that's one hell of a carrot
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Damn, that's one hell of a carrot