Steve Bower
@stevebower.bsky.social
Steve's World of Bollocks. 'Exclusive readership' (unpopular). All opinions my own. Or off of the telly. Or approval-seeking from seemingly more attractive ppl.
@simonpegg.bsky.social Christmas sorted: www.merchoid.com/uk/star-trek...
Star Trek: U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 Pizza Cutter (21cm) Preorder - Merchoid UK
Officially licensed pizza cutter is approx. 21 cm long including blade. Based on the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 from Star Trek: The Original Series.- stainless steel blade- Not dishwasher safe
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November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@simonpegg.bsky.social Christmas sorted: www.merchoid.com/uk/star-trek...
@ivograham.bsky.social A great show at the Lowry! Absolute fvcking chaos, and wonderful for it!
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
@ivograham.bsky.social A great show at the Lowry! Absolute fvcking chaos, and wonderful for it!
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Brilliant show at Leek 👍. Was that company car documentary "Over the Moon With the Cavalier"? Remember it well!
September 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Brilliant show at Leek 👍. Was that company car documentary "Over the Moon With the Cavalier"? Remember it well!
My 'open door' policy is an invitation to leave.
April 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My 'open door' policy is an invitation to leave.
"I'll die with a screwdriver in my hand" is less reflective of my tireless work ethic, and more my carelessness around sharp objects.
April 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
"I'll die with a screwdriver in my hand" is less reflective of my tireless work ethic, and more my carelessness around sharp objects.
I'm 'I made a coffee, put it by the chair, then went and made a coffee' tired.
April 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm 'I made a coffee, put it by the chair, then went and made a coffee' tired.
If the Magic Circle believed this to be a man, imagine their astonishment seeing someone cut in half! 😲
April 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
If the Magic Circle believed this to be a man, imagine their astonishment seeing someone cut in half! 😲
*makes fake pooping noises from the shower while partner is on the loo.* After 20years, it's still funny.
"No it bloody isn't.."
"No it bloody isn't.."
February 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
*makes fake pooping noises from the shower while partner is on the loo.* After 20years, it's still funny.
"No it bloody isn't.."
"No it bloody isn't.."
*☁️ hilarious skeet* aaaand Discard
February 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
*☁️ hilarious skeet* aaaand Discard
You want something? Save up for it.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You want something? Save up for it.
"it places the item in the bagging area.. "
January 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"it places the item in the bagging area.. "
@support.bsky.team Trying to add a gif using SwiftKey Giphy search. The gif won't select. Is there a bug? Bluesky on Samsung A32 Android
November 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM
@support.bsky.team Trying to add a gif using SwiftKey Giphy search. The gif won't select. Is there a bug? Bluesky on Samsung A32 Android
@cathynewman.bsky.social Call me simplistic, but surely if an organisation knows or suspects abuse, the suspect should be reported & can defend themselves if req. Organisation 100% credit, leaders ditto. Full confidence in safeguarding. Anything less is dodgy, suspicious and disreputable. So why??
November 20, 2024 at 10:40 PM
@cathynewman.bsky.social Call me simplistic, but surely if an organisation knows or suspects abuse, the suspect should be reported & can defend themselves if req. Organisation 100% credit, leaders ditto. Full confidence in safeguarding. Anything less is dodgy, suspicious and disreputable. So why??