São Paulo #FormulaE thoughts:
- I would have ended the race at the red flag; there wasn't enough time for anything other than a procession to finish.
- I'm not a big fan, but you have to feel for Ticktum, who's been incredibly hard done by today.

You know you've been in the queue for the bar too long when the bloke next to you says "I think this guy's next, he looks like he's lost the will to live"

A real lack of care and attention about some of the newer #Android updates - look at this example from the Clock: not only is a non-fixed width font used, but the *height* changes and moves the other UI elements around the screen!!

It's the season for sharing festive quizzes, and my brother has been doing his part by sending through some examples in the family group chat. 🧵 A short thread...

As the Winter Equinox approaches...
open.spotify.com/playlist/5sO...

In a rare case of forward planning, I've fetched the Christmas lights out of storage before the big* switch-on this weekend. There are six sets of lights, and five power adapters :/

No one cares.

well well well. if it isn't exclusively the music i started listening to before the age of 26. and dua lipa

This sounds totally legitimate, and is totally reassuring.

One of the nice quirks of Irish election coverage is hearing about all the candidates from political families. "Pádraig Murphy is at 7% on the first tally - his father was the TD last year and his sister is standing in Cork East..."

Sky Sports are absolutely incredulous that West Ham are beating Newcastle; you'd think it was the Dog & Duck Under-11s beating Real Madrid the way they're talking.

Flinging the windows open because it's 7°C outside

For some entirely unknown reason - I have never read the book or seen the film, etc. - my brain has started singing the phrase "that wide Sea Sargasso" to the tune of Espresso.

Don't you just hate it when the parcel you're expecting magically expands after being loaded into the van?

Things don't sound great at Starling Bank right now. Staff leaving over new work from the office policies (mandatory, but there aren't enough desks for everyone) and now an announcement that they're no longer paying interest on current accounts.

Hello!