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Steve B. Garrett
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Human male weirdo.

Free Ukraine, Congo, Sudan, and Palestine.
And, I guess, America.

Also, check out my Kung Fu classes
@kungfusansoo.bsky.social
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Just gonna drop this here.
Fuck Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry Seinfeld says the KKK are “a little better” than the Free Palestine Movement. Fuck this guy.
September 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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The real issue is that it clearly turns humans into shaved testicles.
Joe Rogan and Dana White looking like shaved testicles.
July 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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They’re calling Miller the Temu Nosferatu.

Food for think.
Stephen Miller Nosferatu
June 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I bet he’s adjusting CEOs.
Flyer for a missing turtle named Luigi.
April 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Have you ever played the board game diplomacy? If you have then you know what the greatest threat of betrayal happens when formerly aligned interests begin to compete. Saudis, Russians, Chinese, Europe, Israel, all of these former allies to Trump or America have competing interests now.
Cover for the board game diplomacy
March 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Mon Mothma saying,”Many Bothans were inadvertently added to a Signal group chat to bring us this information.”
March 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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No shit? Well, I accidentally added Pete Hegseth to a chat about an upcoming furry convention. He sent this with five heart emoji:
Pete Hegseth in a furry dog costume
March 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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What I sent to OPM. I’m not a government employee. Everyone should do the same.
Last week I accomplished the following: I had exactly 19.5 bowel movements. The 0.5 was a failure to launch on Wednesday afternoon, at about 3:15 pm. This error had little impact on my productivity. I went shopping on Tuesday, where I bought various supplies, not the least of which were the ingredients for a dense bean salad. Although I forgot to buy a cucumber & the grocer was out of sliced olives, there was little impact to flavor, and thus no fiscal impact was incurred. I made exactly eight (8) cups of coffee, consuming one cup a day and refrigerating the other two from each fresh pot. Those saved cups were consumed on the following two (2) days. I intend to up my intake by two (2) cups a week to increase my BMI (Bowel Movement Index). There were only three (3) incidences of emotional breakdown this week, which is nearly a 93% decrease from the previous week. I believe this shows a marked improvement and reinforces the current trend line. Further correction may be needed in the future. I contributed to deaths of 200,000 Enemies of the People, in the form of a minor ant colony in my front yard. This ultimately proved to have no effect on my BMI. I wish to thank DOGE for this opportunity to finally and succinctly clarify the nature of my work. Regards, Last week I accomplished the following: I had exactly 19.5 bowel movements. The 0.5 was a failure to launch on Wednesday afternoon, at about 3:15 pm. This error had little impact on my productivity. I went shopping on Tuesday, where I bought various supplies, not the least of which were the ingredients for a dense bean salad. Although I forgot to buy a cucumber & the grocer was out of sliced olives, there was little impact to flavor, and thus no fiscal impact was incurred. I made exactly eight (8) cups of coffee, consuming one cup a day and refrigerating the other two from each fresh pot. Those saved cups were consumed on the following two (2) days. I intend to up my intake by two (2) cups a week to increase my BMI (Bowel Movement Index). There were only three (3) incidences of emotional breakdown this week, which is nearly a 93% decrease from the previous week. I believe this shows a marked improvement and reinforces the current trend line. Further correction may be needed in the future. I contributed to deaths of 200,000 Enemies of the People, in the form of a minor ant colony in my front yard. This ultimately proved to have no effect on my BMI. I wish to thank DOGE for this opportunity to finally and succinctly clarify the nature of my work. Regards,
February 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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So… Yer gonna turn him into this:
Feral child from The Road Warrior
February 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Fierce.

But, you might want something like this, if you’re gonna protect the kid:
Robot dog with big gun
February 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Downloaded from TikTok before it can be suppressed.

This needs to be seen by everyone.

#america #byanymeansnecessary
January 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Might be a while…
January 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Definitely not good.
January 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Windy day, weird clouds.
#pasadena
January 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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This is my new bottle of fucks. I now have a few more to give.

But, this is the last bottle.
December 22, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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Quest’s fucking Black Friday sale on labs is everything that is wrong with our capitalistic health system.
November 30, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Tiny specks of human beauty, still sprouting in unexpected places.
November 27, 2024 at 2:12 PM