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Steve B. Garrett
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Human male weirdo.

Free Ukraine, Congo, Sudan, and Palestine.
And, I guess, America.

Also, check out my Kung Fu classes
@kungfusansoo.bsky.social
You have been dying to know. You know who you are.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I was saying to a friend that they should just prepare themselves for the inevitable Donny-Bubba fan-fic porn.

And then this:
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November 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Let’s talk.

You feel it, don’t you? We’re all just waiting for the news. A police unit or I.C.E. or D.H.S. detachment is going to open fire on a crowd of us. You know it’s gonna happen. You know what happens next.

You feel it, don’t you?
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey, are you all ready for the inevitable fan art of Donny and Bubba?

#fuck2025
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s 2008, Obama is president, and 2025 you appears and says:

“Donald Trump is going to be president, twice, 2nd time after a global pandemic. Vladimir Putin will blackmail Trump with pics of him giving head to Bill Clinton. All that will come out of the investigation of the worst pedo ring ever.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
No notes.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Reading the emails.

Kill them all. Take every cent they have and burn their properties to the ground. Flay and quarter them. Outlaw their family names and make them into beasts of burden.

All. Of. Them.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
So…

I lost my job developing training for California’s child welfare workers…

Millions of Americans went without food…

And, the transportation infrastructure collapsed…

All so Schumer could get a pinky-swear from fascists that they’ll hold a vote on my healthcare that the Dems will prolly lose.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Professor Wolff, you have an AI impersonator on YouTube and TikTok. The account is @thewolffresponds.

The curious thing is that the account cannot be reported as impersonating a celebrity, as you are not listed as a celebrity by the site.

You’ll have to report it yourself.
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If you’re trick-or-treating, and the Gestapo comes for you, come to my house.

They will not take you here.
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Why is the shooting on Coast Guard Island unjustified? Why is it the first shot in the War? Because, the shooters assumed the truck was a threat. Those were Americans in a U-Haul, trying to test the authorities. Fine. Arrest them.

But, those motherfuckers treated them like hostiles at a checkpoint.
October 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What are you prepared to do about it?
October 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
So… What? Did #TaylorSwift just decide to steal shtick from #Kanye? Like, if it’s good enough for #Yeezy it’s good enough for me?

And, wait… Is this reverse Uno ‘cause of the feud over the VMA’s years ago?

Is she stealing her Nazi card back?!?
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October 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Wouldn’t it be just terrible if people in sundown towns started being abducted by groups of masked people, in cheap Amazon tactical gear, that refused to identify themselves or show warrants?

Boy would that be a bummer.
October 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Can we talk about Bigfoot.
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October 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Guys, I hate to be that guy, but we are probably on the ragged edge. Dr. Mark Bray was stopped at the airport, with his family, from boarding a plane to flee America, after getting credible death threats. Also, I believe the Dick-tater doesn’t have the military locked down.

That means civil war.
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If I suddenly start spiraling down the alt-right drainpipe, please check my home for Black Mold.
#JordanPeterson
October 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Legal question:

If a person, group of persons, are armed but refuse to ID as law enforcement, or don’t appear to have any credentials, and then they try to apprehend you…

Can’t you use deadly force to stop a kidnapping? Do you have a defense in a court of law?
October 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Uh… Am I off base to say that I don’t care if the Chicago Police got tear gassed by ICE? Go search Chicago Police misconduct. I mean, ain’t this a taste of their own medicine?
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Jeffricka
Chadiffer
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Bartholomeow
Camerina

List of Converted Names You Can Use to Send Fash-bros Into Gender Panic
October 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Wanna know what privilege is?

I’m about to watch my daughter’s first paid stage performance, at the Madison Theater in Rockville Center, NYC.

I wish all could experience this.
October 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Guys, guys, listen. Our protest methods are not working well, if our goals are to bring attention to the cause or to actually change the behavior of the Fire Nation. They own the press. They can suppress what they like. And, they don’t care about our constitutional rights.

It’s time to escalate.
October 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Aim for the legs, bladder, and pelvis. Plate carriers don’t protect these targets.
October 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If we Jews deserve a homeland because the Nazis committed a genocide upon us, then so do the LGBTQIA+.

I say we give them all of Idaho, Montana, North and South Dakota.

We can just kill the people living there. Cool?
October 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Don’t take pics of the license plates.

Photograph the VIN.
September 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM