stepinrazor
@stepinrazor.bsky.social
I make the thing you watch 🎥
she/her/bitch/sir
she/her/bitch/sir
I kicked a fucking cable and now that’s four hours of effort I cannot get back.
👆This is all social media used to be; showing friends I’m a dumbass & letting them say yes, you are.
More of that please & punch Nazis.
Always Punch Nazis.
I can’t believe we’re punching actual Nazis in 2025 tho wtf.
👆This is all social media used to be; showing friends I’m a dumbass & letting them say yes, you are.
More of that please & punch Nazis.
Always Punch Nazis.
I can’t believe we’re punching actual Nazis in 2025 tho wtf.
July 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I kicked a fucking cable and now that’s four hours of effort I cannot get back.
👆This is all social media used to be; showing friends I’m a dumbass & letting them say yes, you are.
More of that please & punch Nazis.
Always Punch Nazis.
I can’t believe we’re punching actual Nazis in 2025 tho wtf.
👆This is all social media used to be; showing friends I’m a dumbass & letting them say yes, you are.
More of that please & punch Nazis.
Always Punch Nazis.
I can’t believe we’re punching actual Nazis in 2025 tho wtf.
Pretty certain I just heard OJ described as a PIRANHAHAHAHAHA instead of a PARIAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Thanks, NBC. We all need a laugh during these terrible times.
Thanks, NBC. We all need a laugh during these terrible times.
April 11, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Pretty certain I just heard OJ described as a PIRANHAHAHAHAHA instead of a PARIAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Thanks, NBC. We all need a laugh during these terrible times.
Thanks, NBC. We all need a laugh during these terrible times.
So. The contractor’s assistant just tried to pick me up. In my own home.
It’s one thing to make small talk with the client, but this guy asked me more questions than a first date; how long have I lived here, do I have kids, do I have a boyfriend, do I have family around here, did you paint this?
It’s one thing to make small talk with the client, but this guy asked me more questions than a first date; how long have I lived here, do I have kids, do I have a boyfriend, do I have family around here, did you paint this?
January 16, 2024 at 8:44 PM
So. The contractor’s assistant just tried to pick me up. In my own home.
It’s one thing to make small talk with the client, but this guy asked me more questions than a first date; how long have I lived here, do I have kids, do I have a boyfriend, do I have family around here, did you paint this?
It’s one thing to make small talk with the client, but this guy asked me more questions than a first date; how long have I lived here, do I have kids, do I have a boyfriend, do I have family around here, did you paint this?
Hats off to the people that asked me out this NYE — you knew I’d say no, you asked anyway. I admire and aspire to such courage.
December 31, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Hats off to the people that asked me out this NYE — you knew I’d say no, you asked anyway. I admire and aspire to such courage.
Today I opened the ParkNYC app for the first time in several years and learned I had $51 whole dollars in meter fare available.
If that isn’t a goddamn Christmas miracle I don’t know WHAT is.
If that isn’t a goddamn Christmas miracle I don’t know WHAT is.
December 24, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Today I opened the ParkNYC app for the first time in several years and learned I had $51 whole dollars in meter fare available.
If that isn’t a goddamn Christmas miracle I don’t know WHAT is.
If that isn’t a goddamn Christmas miracle I don’t know WHAT is.
Tell me; why is LinkedIn suddenly so interested in my stand-up routine?
This should be a Wrong Answers Only, tho right? so..
This should be a Wrong Answers Only, tho right? so..
November 23, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Tell me; why is LinkedIn suddenly so interested in my stand-up routine?
This should be a Wrong Answers Only, tho right? so..
This should be a Wrong Answers Only, tho right? so..
PROTIP: build the legend, be the kind of friend that answers on the first ring at impossibly insane o’clock:
November 9, 2023 at 9:56 AM
PROTIP: build the legend, be the kind of friend that answers on the first ring at impossibly insane o’clock:
Walked into the union hall and was greeted by ten hugs, including our president.
For the record, that’s more hugs in ten minutes than I get at any family gathering.
Some mornings are better than others, knowing we will always be union strong.
For the record, that’s more hugs in ten minutes than I get at any family gathering.
Some mornings are better than others, knowing we will always be union strong.
October 29, 2023 at 1:12 PM
Walked into the union hall and was greeted by ten hugs, including our president.
For the record, that’s more hugs in ten minutes than I get at any family gathering.
Some mornings are better than others, knowing we will always be union strong.
For the record, that’s more hugs in ten minutes than I get at any family gathering.
Some mornings are better than others, knowing we will always be union strong.
Yesterday a dude tried to tell me “he heard” that touching in the workplace happens as a “psychological phenomenon” because comfort and ease is sought
I said that sounds like HR deniability speak — 100% percent of women in any workplace do not seek out their male coworkers for comfort touching wtf
I said that sounds like HR deniability speak — 100% percent of women in any workplace do not seek out their male coworkers for comfort touching wtf
October 27, 2023 at 10:07 AM
Yesterday a dude tried to tell me “he heard” that touching in the workplace happens as a “psychological phenomenon” because comfort and ease is sought
I said that sounds like HR deniability speak — 100% percent of women in any workplace do not seek out their male coworkers for comfort touching wtf
I said that sounds like HR deniability speak — 100% percent of women in any workplace do not seek out their male coworkers for comfort touching wtf
If you lived/worked in NY back in 2001 we just expected it, to hear our friends, family were dead, gone.
I remember this feeling. This alarming sensation parallel with a required numbness to go on.
Once the dust settled, we would know and the hope could be swallowed and the grief could be shouted.
I remember this feeling. This alarming sensation parallel with a required numbness to go on.
Once the dust settled, we would know and the hope could be swallowed and the grief could be shouted.
October 21, 2023 at 5:52 PM
If you lived/worked in NY back in 2001 we just expected it, to hear our friends, family were dead, gone.
I remember this feeling. This alarming sensation parallel with a required numbness to go on.
Once the dust settled, we would know and the hope could be swallowed and the grief could be shouted.
I remember this feeling. This alarming sensation parallel with a required numbness to go on.
Once the dust settled, we would know and the hope could be swallowed and the grief could be shouted.
So
this thing has been happening where I do a bit of journaling and forget to hit the send button
and I’m not sure if it’s by accident or on purpose
but sometimes right in the middle of whatever turmoil made me want to write again, there it is
confronted by joy, my own joy
a kick in the teeth
this thing has been happening where I do a bit of journaling and forget to hit the send button
and I’m not sure if it’s by accident or on purpose
but sometimes right in the middle of whatever turmoil made me want to write again, there it is
confronted by joy, my own joy
a kick in the teeth
October 18, 2023 at 3:22 PM
So
this thing has been happening where I do a bit of journaling and forget to hit the send button
and I’m not sure if it’s by accident or on purpose
but sometimes right in the middle of whatever turmoil made me want to write again, there it is
confronted by joy, my own joy
a kick in the teeth
this thing has been happening where I do a bit of journaling and forget to hit the send button
and I’m not sure if it’s by accident or on purpose
but sometimes right in the middle of whatever turmoil made me want to write again, there it is
confronted by joy, my own joy
a kick in the teeth
Q: What kind of question is this on a day like today?
A: A funny one.
Well played #LearnedLeague
A: A funny one.
Well played #LearnedLeague
September 30, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Q: What kind of question is this on a day like today?
A: A funny one.
Well played #LearnedLeague
A: A funny one.
Well played #LearnedLeague
Being on the right side of history is not difficult:
We have organized a lawsuit against OpenAI for copyright infringement of their works of fiction on behalf of a class of fiction writers whose works have been used to train GPT. The plaintiffs in the case include John Grisham, Jodi Picoult, Victor LaValle, George R.R. Martin, and others.
The Authors Guild, John Grisham, Jodi Picoult, David Baldacci, George R.R. Martin, and 13 Other Auth...
New York, N.Y., September 20, 2023—The Authors Guild and 17 authors filed a class-action suit against OpenAI in the Southern District of New York for copyright infringement of their works of fiction...
authorsguild.org
September 21, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Being on the right side of history is not difficult:
Does not go back far enough; try colonization/enslavement as root cause of trauma/false supremacy narratives, kids:
The pandemic. The mass shootings. Insurrection. Trump. We've been through so much. What if our entire national character is a trauma response? From @anamariecox.bsky.social: newrepublic.com/article/1753...
We Are Not Just Polarized. We Are Traumatized.
The pandemic. The mass shootings. Insurrection. Trump. We've been through so much. What if our entire national character is a trauma response?
newrepublic.com
September 15, 2023 at 10:23 AM
Does not go back far enough; try colonization/enslavement as root cause of trauma/false supremacy narratives, kids:
I am so tired of the opt out
I know I never opted into this bs
Still, do this👇
I know I never opted into this bs
Still, do this👇
If any US-based person is concerned about seemingly not being able to fully, functionally, & easily delete their data from twitter in order to meaningfully opt out of having said data used to train Elon Musk's "AI", here's a helpful video on how to file an @FTC complaint:
How to File a Complaint with the Federal Trade Commission
The official website of the Federal Trade Commission, protecting America’s consumers for over 100 years.
consumer.ftc.gov
September 10, 2023 at 5:58 AM
I am so tired of the opt out
I know I never opted into this bs
Still, do this👇
I know I never opted into this bs
Still, do this👇
The miracle of all green lights on the way home is still my favorite night time past time in the city that never sleeps
August 30, 2023 at 4:08 AM
The miracle of all green lights on the way home is still my favorite night time past time in the city that never sleeps
Have returned to form, I live here now creating inks from thin air and conjecture since film & television production are out for the foreseeable future
August 29, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Have returned to form, I live here now creating inks from thin air and conjecture since film & television production are out for the foreseeable future
Please stop asking me to write alt text for free.
I only do that with my most unhinged thoughts for the whole of the internet, thank you.
I only do that with my most unhinged thoughts for the whole of the internet, thank you.
August 23, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Please stop asking me to write alt text for free.
I only do that with my most unhinged thoughts for the whole of the internet, thank you.
I only do that with my most unhinged thoughts for the whole of the internet, thank you.
It's giving Dr. Evil vibes tbh.
Next they'll be telling us about frickin sharks with frickin laserbeams attached to their frickin heads.
Next they'll be telling us about frickin sharks with frickin laserbeams attached to their frickin heads.
August 18, 2023 at 2:12 AM
It's giving Dr. Evil vibes tbh.
Next they'll be telling us about frickin sharks with frickin laserbeams attached to their frickin heads.
Next they'll be telling us about frickin sharks with frickin laserbeams attached to their frickin heads.
The only reasonable campaign slogan ANYONE can use at this point:
August 15, 2023 at 4:02 PM
The only reasonable campaign slogan ANYONE can use at this point:
a request . . plea . . instruction . .
he said two little words and made my switch heart lurch
he said two little words and made my switch heart lurch
August 9, 2023 at 3:26 PM
a request . . plea . . instruction . .
he said two little words and made my switch heart lurch
he said two little words and made my switch heart lurch
My usual post has an outbreak of .. hornets of unusual size that BURROW IN THE GROUND??? BYEEEEE:
July 25, 2023 at 5:50 PM
My usual post has an outbreak of .. hornets of unusual size that BURROW IN THE GROUND??? BYEEEEE:
Just gonna leave this here for posterity... because some frightening realities are just too close to home:
July 14, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Just gonna leave this here for posterity... because some frightening realities are just too close to home:
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