Try being divorced and remarried. You get to produce multiple marriage certificates AND your divorce papers. I never thought to bring my divorce decree from years ago. Nothing even changed namewise when I got divorced. I kept the name!

11. The bigger question for the House GOP: why the hell do you want this job? Congress is a coequal branch. Your decisions affect every American. If you think that you should only do what Trump wants regardless of the ask and even if your constituents don't like it you aren't a representative.

Older, but in college I almost got arrested because I did not pull over for campus police. When I finally did, I said “oh, sorry. I didn’t know you were a real cop. I thought you just wrote parking tickets. “ Not being an ass, I was serious.

High school, writing a note about a teacher I hated in class. Did not stop even when she was standing there trying to take it from me because I HAD TO FINISH my thoughts

In our DARE program in school, our resource officer asked us to raise our hand if we thought doing drugs was a good way to meet friends and I took the question literally and raised mine and everyone laughed. I just thought “well you would meet up with people to do drugs so the answer is yes. “