I just back to backed "We All Scream" and "Black Coffee and Ice Water." Both great, but I'll I can think about is if @pattonoswalt.bsky.social is following the Nate the Hoof Guy finger surgery updates with breath as bated as mine.

Man, crackers haven't thrown this kind of heat since the British invaded Charlestown, Massachusetts in 1775. In other news, I'm entering a sort of hybrid point in my life that I'm dubbing my "history buff joke dad" era.

Wow!! I am such a little duck!! It’s CRAZY. I have slappy flippers and flappy arms and funny feathers and I go QUACK QUACK QUACK all day long!! I can walk and talk and have nuanced discussions on provocative media and also I want to eat every pea in the western hemisphere. I’m a duck!! 🦆

1/2 I'm no KISS fan, but if nearly killing Gene w/ a rocket, chemical burn melting a pair of asbestos pants to your thigh w/ a malfunctioning smoke guitar, writing "Shock Me" about electrocuting yourself on-stage in Florida while

I just finished 'Toni at Random' and this article is really neat.
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

Six seasons of Virgin River, and I've never been more on edge than when this damn horse got sick. God, I love this terrible show. #virginriver

I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”

Until we live in a world where a poor person shot on a New York City street gets a fraction of the investigative effort being spent by the NYPD to find Brian Thompson's killer, then this will continue to be not surprising. The only surprise here is that it doesn't happen more often.

Could tonight be the night?

This cartoon is spot on.

Who else is enjoying the one blurry guy slowly littering towards the guy behind the red circle on @netflix right now?

#tysonpaul #netflix #miketyson