Happy birthday, @pbs, and thank you for (just off the top of my head) Mister Rogers, Bob Ross, Sesame Street, Cosmos, Reading Rainbow, Nova, Frontline, The American Experience, The Magic School Bus, and Nature.

The good you put into this world, and the return on my investment, is astronomical.

Library is the obvious answer, but it might get depressing seeing what happens to libraries over the next 40 years. Maybe I would haunt an observatory. Look at the stars and beautiful views from the top of the mountain. Or a laundromat. It would be fun to give a laundry a spooky reputation.

I mean, that seems rude. And if you can, then it means someone else can come along and kick you out as well. That's gonna escalate.

Every theater is already haunted. Has been for ages. Sorry. Maybe you can haunt a brand new theater.

Morticia Addams would never be in that crowd. Wicked? Yes, but a Cuomo supporter? Absolutely not.