Stephen Harrison
@stephenhrson.bsky.social
Will watch pretty much anything with William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton or Jon Pertwee in it. My other vice - Up The Pools
Get back in DAVROS’s good books by ordering him a few TONS of this stuff (“because HIM’s worth it”).
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Get back in DAVROS’s good books by ordering him a few TONS of this stuff (“because HIM’s worth it”).
DAVROS should get THIRD DOCTOR to tag along. HIM’s notorious way with LADIES will keep them occupied and ensure DAVROS is UNMOLESTED.
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
DAVROS should get THIRD DOCTOR to tag along. HIM’s notorious way with LADIES will keep them occupied and ensure DAVROS is UNMOLESTED.
“…respecting boundaries…” unless them is Earthlings, Thals, Draconians, Spirodons, Exxilons….
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
“…respecting boundaries…” unless them is Earthlings, Thals, Draconians, Spirodons, Exxilons….
Might be quicker to just light a CANDLE for them…
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Might be quicker to just light a CANDLE for them…
FOURTH DOCTOR can wire your cave into OGRON ED’s not-so-smart meter…
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
FOURTH DOCTOR can wire your cave into OGRON ED’s not-so-smart meter…
In case all those switches and buttons CONFUSE you, just get THIRD DOCTOR to perform live…
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
In case all those switches and buttons CONFUSE you, just get THIRD DOCTOR to perform live…
Case will be thrown out of court. SpaceBBC claims it had a policy of wiping all its original video tapes. So “speech” only existed as an off-air recording on a Boots own brand C-90 cassette. “Edits” were caused by ADRIC partially recording one of THIRD DOCTOR’S radio comedy classics over it.
tapes.so
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Case will be thrown out of court. SpaceBBC claims it had a policy of wiping all its original video tapes. So “speech” only existed as an off-air recording on a Boots own brand C-90 cassette. “Edits” were caused by ADRIC partially recording one of THIRD DOCTOR’S radio comedy classics over it.
Two big MISTAKES: asking GROK-WOTAN to create it and using GEN RAVON’S recently waxed LEGS as source material. Your only hope - BLAME ADRIC.
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Two big MISTAKES: asking GROK-WOTAN to create it and using GEN RAVON’S recently waxed LEGS as source material. Your only hope - BLAME ADRIC.
HIM not worried about OGRONS sharing pictures of kittens after NYDER showed him how the UNDRESS-AN-OGRON-PHOTO function works….
January 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
HIM not worried about OGRONS sharing pictures of kittens after NYDER showed him how the UNDRESS-AN-OGRON-PHOTO function works….
It’s the jacket HIM wears when carrying off a THOUSAND WOODBINES from the back of a LORRY.
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It’s the jacket HIM wears when carrying off a THOUSAND WOODBINES from the back of a LORRY.
But me thought HIM already had a built-in COMMODE & BIDET?
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
But me thought HIM already had a built-in COMMODE & BIDET?
Billy Connolly wasn’t a fan of this material and had a campaign “to stop this cruelty to baby crimples”.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Billy Connolly wasn’t a fan of this material and had a campaign “to stop this cruelty to baby crimples”.
You’ll need one of her hats as well to carry off the ensemble.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You’ll need one of her hats as well to carry off the ensemble.
HIM needs to tighten up border controls with some TOUGH INSPECTORS. Middle one claims him can do a passing impression of DAVROS so can record base announcements when DAVROS is indisposed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
HIM needs to tighten up border controls with some TOUGH INSPECTORS. Middle one claims him can do a passing impression of DAVROS so can record base announcements when DAVROS is indisposed.
It might not be too late to reverse DAVROS’s transformation. All depends on whether HIM’s UNDERWEAR now complements HIM’s new look.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It might not be too late to reverse DAVROS’s transformation. All depends on whether HIM’s UNDERWEAR now complements HIM’s new look.
CANDICE-MARIE had better not find out! Don’t confuse DAVROS’s nuclear launch codes with the code that empties and disinfects HIM’s BUILT-IN COMMODE.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
CANDICE-MARIE had better not find out! Don’t confuse DAVROS’s nuclear launch codes with the code that empties and disinfects HIM’s BUILT-IN COMMODE.
Hurray! Welcome back GRUNTLEIGH. Me was missing you.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hurray! Welcome back GRUNTLEIGH. Me was missing you.
And is THIRD DOCTOR sulking
And nagging LOVELY JO
That without OGRON-bashing
HIM’s reached an all-time low?
So GRUNTLEIGH let us know
That all is well and good
And give us back our daily tales
Of silliness, violence and blood.
And nagging LOVELY JO
That without OGRON-bashing
HIM’s reached an all-time low?
So GRUNTLEIGH let us know
That all is well and good
And give us back our daily tales
Of silliness, violence and blood.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
And is THIRD DOCTOR sulking
And nagging LOVELY JO
That without OGRON-bashing
HIM’s reached an all-time low?
So GRUNTLEIGH let us know
That all is well and good
And give us back our daily tales
Of silliness, violence and blood.
And nagging LOVELY JO
That without OGRON-bashing
HIM’s reached an all-time low?
So GRUNTLEIGH let us know
That all is well and good
And give us back our daily tales
Of silliness, violence and blood.
Maybe CANDICE-MARIE can rustle up something for you from the LEFT-OVERS…
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Maybe CANDICE-MARIE can rustle up something for you from the LEFT-OVERS…
If YOU is doing #PrisonTime for that “joke” at least NYDER has abolished “slopping out” and ensured all CELLS have proper facilities…
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If YOU is doing #PrisonTime for that “joke” at least NYDER has abolished “slopping out” and ensured all CELLS have proper facilities…
Maybe GLOW from a CAKE with 431 CANDLES on would show HIM off better?
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Maybe GLOW from a CAKE with 431 CANDLES on would show HIM off better?
THEM has always had an aversion to BUTTONS since them discovered one of DAVROS’S favourites…
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
THEM has always had an aversion to BUTTONS since them discovered one of DAVROS’S favourites…
APOLOGISE to him. Say if him and his friends turn up to the BBQ and weather is a bit COLD, you will bring some nice BLANKETS to keep them warm.
October 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
APOLOGISE to him. Say if him and his friends turn up to the BBQ and weather is a bit COLD, you will bring some nice BLANKETS to keep them warm.
Summon PROPER FIRST DOCTOR. Him can administer JOLLY GOOD SMACKED BOTTOM and restore balance in the Universe.
October 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Summon PROPER FIRST DOCTOR. Him can administer JOLLY GOOD SMACKED BOTTOM and restore balance in the Universe.