Stephen Harrison
@stephenhrson.bsky.social
Will watch pretty much anything with William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton or Jon Pertwee in it. My other vice - Up The Pools
Get back in DAVROS’s good books by ordering him a few TONS of this stuff (“because HIM’s worth it”).
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Get back in DAVROS’s good books by ordering him a few TONS of this stuff (“because HIM’s worth it”).
DAVROS should get THIRD DOCTOR to tag along. HIM’s notorious way with LADIES will keep them occupied and ensure DAVROS is UNMOLESTED.
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
DAVROS should get THIRD DOCTOR to tag along. HIM’s notorious way with LADIES will keep them occupied and ensure DAVROS is UNMOLESTED.
Might be quicker to just light a CANDLE for them…
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Might be quicker to just light a CANDLE for them…
FOURTH DOCTOR can wire your cave into OGRON ED’s not-so-smart meter…
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
FOURTH DOCTOR can wire your cave into OGRON ED’s not-so-smart meter…
In case all those switches and buttons CONFUSE you, just get THIRD DOCTOR to perform live…
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
In case all those switches and buttons CONFUSE you, just get THIRD DOCTOR to perform live…
It’s the jacket HIM wears when carrying off a THOUSAND WOODBINES from the back of a LORRY.
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It’s the jacket HIM wears when carrying off a THOUSAND WOODBINES from the back of a LORRY.
You’ll need one of her hats as well to carry off the ensemble.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You’ll need one of her hats as well to carry off the ensemble.
HIM needs to tighten up border controls with some TOUGH INSPECTORS. Middle one claims him can do a passing impression of DAVROS so can record base announcements when DAVROS is indisposed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
HIM needs to tighten up border controls with some TOUGH INSPECTORS. Middle one claims him can do a passing impression of DAVROS so can record base announcements when DAVROS is indisposed.
It might not be too late to reverse DAVROS’s transformation. All depends on whether HIM’s UNDERWEAR now complements HIM’s new look.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It might not be too late to reverse DAVROS’s transformation. All depends on whether HIM’s UNDERWEAR now complements HIM’s new look.
Hurray! Welcome back GRUNTLEIGH. Me was missing you.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hurray! Welcome back GRUNTLEIGH. Me was missing you.
And is THIRD DOCTOR sulking
And nagging LOVELY JO
That without OGRON-bashing
HIM’s reached an all-time low?
So GRUNTLEIGH let us know
That all is well and good
And give us back our daily tales
Of silliness, violence and blood.
And nagging LOVELY JO
That without OGRON-bashing
HIM’s reached an all-time low?
So GRUNTLEIGH let us know
That all is well and good
And give us back our daily tales
Of silliness, violence and blood.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
And is THIRD DOCTOR sulking
And nagging LOVELY JO
That without OGRON-bashing
HIM’s reached an all-time low?
So GRUNTLEIGH let us know
That all is well and good
And give us back our daily tales
Of silliness, violence and blood.
And nagging LOVELY JO
That without OGRON-bashing
HIM’s reached an all-time low?
So GRUNTLEIGH let us know
That all is well and good
And give us back our daily tales
Of silliness, violence and blood.
Maybe CANDICE-MARIE can rustle up something for you from the LEFT-OVERS…
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Maybe CANDICE-MARIE can rustle up something for you from the LEFT-OVERS…
If YOU is doing #PrisonTime for that “joke” at least NYDER has abolished “slopping out” and ensured all CELLS have proper facilities…
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If YOU is doing #PrisonTime for that “joke” at least NYDER has abolished “slopping out” and ensured all CELLS have proper facilities…
THEM has always had an aversion to BUTTONS since them discovered one of DAVROS’S favourites…
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
THEM has always had an aversion to BUTTONS since them discovered one of DAVROS’S favourites…
Quick. Order this on same day delivery…
September 30, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Quick. Order this on same day delivery…
CAREFUL who you bump into in DEPARTURE LOUNGE…
September 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
CAREFUL who you bump into in DEPARTURE LOUNGE…
My favourite tracks on this one were “TARDIS door opens”, closely followed by “TARDIS door closes”.
September 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My favourite tracks on this one were “TARDIS door opens”, closely followed by “TARDIS door closes”.
FOURTH DOCTOR had ran out of BEER and FAGS money so him and his mates offered a good price for the job.
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
FOURTH DOCTOR had ran out of BEER and FAGS money so him and his mates offered a good price for the job.
Me thought plots of ‘Thursday Murder Club’ were preposterous, but OGRONS living long enough to get into RETIREMENT HOME takes the biscuit. But if it’s popular enough for second series, THIRD DOCTOR is already touting for a part.
September 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Me thought plots of ‘Thursday Murder Club’ were preposterous, but OGRONS living long enough to get into RETIREMENT HOME takes the biscuit. But if it’s popular enough for second series, THIRD DOCTOR is already touting for a part.
Cheer him up with some treats…
September 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Cheer him up with some treats…
YOU both need a course at the THIRD DOCTOR’S recently opened INTERGALACTIC INSTITUTE FOR PEACE AND RECONCILIATION. HIM teaches all his classic DIPLOMATIC TECHNIQUES, though most end up with VENUSIAN AIKIDO moves.
September 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
YOU both need a course at the THIRD DOCTOR’S recently opened INTERGALACTIC INSTITUTE FOR PEACE AND RECONCILIATION. HIM teaches all his classic DIPLOMATIC TECHNIQUES, though most end up with VENUSIAN AIKIDO moves.
THIRD DOCTOR has CRASHED BOSS. HIM wanted an A.I. RENDER which HIM could use to HARASS OGRONS 24/7, but BOSS got stuck in RECURSIVE LOOP trying to complete the NOSE.
September 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
THIRD DOCTOR has CRASHED BOSS. HIM wanted an A.I. RENDER which HIM could use to HARASS OGRONS 24/7, but BOSS got stuck in RECURSIVE LOOP trying to complete the NOSE.
THIRD DOCTOR claims him was not drunk. HIM says General RAVON spiked his drink and made advances. But just before him PASSED OUT him told RAVON to back off…
August 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
THIRD DOCTOR claims him was not drunk. HIM says General RAVON spiked his drink and made advances. But just before him PASSED OUT him told RAVON to back off…
Don’t SPOIL his day by telling him EMPEROR DALEK is performing on PYRAMID STAGE with SPECIAL GUEST who is getting £20 per autograph.
July 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Don’t SPOIL his day by telling him EMPEROR DALEK is performing on PYRAMID STAGE with SPECIAL GUEST who is getting £20 per autograph.
In the ROGUE’S GALLERY section, this portrait has pride of place. Me bet it took more than TRAPPED WIND to cause that EXPRESSION…
July 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
In the ROGUE’S GALLERY section, this portrait has pride of place. Me bet it took more than TRAPPED WIND to cause that EXPRESSION…