Stephen Herdman
@stephenherdman.bsky.social
Makes stupid jokes, rides a motorbike around Ireland and takes photos of it, but mostly just pottering around through life. Follow me, I'm malicious.
What in the American bullshittery is this!?
July 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What in the American bullshittery is this!?
Enjoyed my few days away on the motorbike, but glad to get back to this big lump.
July 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Enjoyed my few days away on the motorbike, but glad to get back to this big lump.
Turns out I'm a crack shot, even 5 pints deep. Centre mass is for wimps. Headshots only.
June 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Turns out I'm a crack shot, even 5 pints deep. Centre mass is for wimps. Headshots only.
I hate being the second best looking boy in my house now.
June 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I hate being the second best looking boy in my house now.
Careful in and around Belfast folks. Caught this guy trying to steal my car. Possibly Polish, suspected to be part of a splinter group, unfortunately made a clean getaway. Police are doing a sweep. Stay safe.
June 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Careful in and around Belfast folks. Caught this guy trying to steal my car. Possibly Polish, suspected to be part of a splinter group, unfortunately made a clean getaway. Police are doing a sweep. Stay safe.
What the weirdest present anyone ever got you? My mate just got me an anvil 😂
June 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What the weirdest present anyone ever got you? My mate just got me an anvil 😂
The Venn diagram of ‘Bargain Hunt expert’ and ‘international sanctions breaching’ has officially overlapped. What a time to be alive.
June 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Venn diagram of ‘Bargain Hunt expert’ and ‘international sanctions breaching’ has officially overlapped. What a time to be alive.
The first poppy of the season. Not much of a looker but I couldn't care less. Always a joy for zero effort.
May 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The first poppy of the season. Not much of a looker but I couldn't care less. Always a joy for zero effort.
Not a bad way to spend the lunch break.
May 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Not a bad way to spend the lunch break.
Will fix roofs for beer.
May 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Will fix roofs for beer.
"You're 40 what would make you want to play DnD!?"
May 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"You're 40 what would make you want to play DnD!?"
Sins forgiven, thirst quenched.
May 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sins forgiven, thirst quenched.
Uhhhhh what? I'm baking here.
May 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Uhhhhh what? I'm baking here.
Last years compost was slow going, but this year I think I've got the ratios right. Check out the steam coming off that bad boy.
May 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Last years compost was slow going, but this year I think I've got the ratios right. Check out the steam coming off that bad boy.
After my old one froze up over winter, I treated myself to the most expensive metal hose spray gun in the shop. Life's just not worth dying rich with a dribbly stream.
April 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
After my old one froze up over winter, I treated myself to the most expensive metal hose spray gun in the shop. Life's just not worth dying rich with a dribbly stream.
Just thinking the same thing about my apple tree.
April 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just thinking the same thing about my apple tree.
Some nice photos from my dog walk at lunchtime.
April 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Some nice photos from my dog walk at lunchtime.
His transformation is almost complete, soon he will return to his mar-a-lago ancestral home to divide himself and replicate.
April 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
His transformation is almost complete, soon he will return to his mar-a-lago ancestral home to divide himself and replicate.
I think my Sunday routine of coffee, gardeners world and watering all the houseplants is the only thing keeping me sane at the moment. The orchids saved from homebase last year are the current joys.
April 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I think my Sunday routine of coffee, gardeners world and watering all the houseplants is the only thing keeping me sane at the moment. The orchids saved from homebase last year are the current joys.
The circle lawn project continues. Two thirds around sown with wildflower, some hostas, crocosmia, fern and an Acer planted on the other. I've left gaps for the seedlings I currently have under grow lamps indoors. Should hopefully pay off this summer.
April 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The circle lawn project continues. Two thirds around sown with wildflower, some hostas, crocosmia, fern and an Acer planted on the other. I've left gaps for the seedlings I currently have under grow lamps indoors. Should hopefully pay off this summer.
I air-layered this Orange dream Acer and finally got it planted out yesterday. Look how nice the leaves look bathed in the light from my window.
April 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I air-layered this Orange dream Acer and finally got it planted out yesterday. Look how nice the leaves look bathed in the light from my window.
Belfast looking fine this morning.
April 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Belfast looking fine this morning.
So calm and graceful.
April 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
So calm and graceful.
Excuse me @kaizengameworks.com, but I did not give permission to use my likeness in your game.
April 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Excuse me @kaizengameworks.com, but I did not give permission to use my likeness in your game.