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Stephen Grant
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This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I did a Zoom call yesterday with someone who pitched their services to me; they didn't turn on their camera, and their name under their window was just their company

This must be what it's like when drunk people talk to CCTV cameras
October 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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The sort of cartoon you'd expect to see from me

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October 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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🔥 Fire up your Friday at Forge with 20% OFF! 🔥 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐃𝐄: "𝟐𝟎𝐎𝐅𝐅" The stage is set & the lineupss about to ignite
🎙️ Paul McCaffrey
🎙️ Michael Odewale
🎙️ Alex Petrovic
🎙️ Mariah Bowden
🎙️ @stephengrant.bsky.social
Grab tickets below 👇🏼
#brighton #whatsonbrighton #visitbrighton #brightoncomedyclub
October 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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THIS FRIDAY AT FORGE
Here's the fun you're getting...

💥Nabil Abdulrashid
💥Liam Withnail
💥Zoe Brownstone
💥Harrison Thomas @harrisonthomas.bsky.social
💥Stephen Grant @stephengrant.bsky.social grant

@Ironworks BTN - the best club in #Brighton !!

#brightoncomedy #whatsonbrighton #brightonevents
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT FORGE
Join these fantastic funny four acts...

🔥 Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social
🔥 Ben Norris
🔥 Sam See @mrsamsee.bsky.social
🔥 Stephen Grant @stephengrant.bsky.social

#brightonandhove #brightoncomedyclub
#brightonnightsout #brightontourism
September 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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💥 𝙊𝙉 𝙎𝘼𝙇𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙒 💥 "𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺" 𝘈𝘥𝘢𝘮 𝘙𝘰𝘸𝘦

🎙️ Podcast cult hero Jamie Hutchinson brand new hour of unfiltered comedy, mad stories and chaotic charm.

"𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘧**𝘬 𝘶𝘱𝘴 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘵" 𝘋𝘢𝘯 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘦

🔗 Tix in comments
#brighton #whatsonbrighton
August 31, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND Loading..

Line up change for this Saturday!

But check it out - a stellar hand picked line up to add some BIG laughs to your bank holiday...

@lauralexx.bsky.social
@honourabletom.bsky.social
@josephemslie.bsky.social
@stephengrant.bsky.social

#Brighton #BankHoliday
August 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Updated line ups for this weekend;

🔥Markus Birdman🔥 @markusbirdman.bsky.social
“I did a tour of NZ with Markus Birdman, who wiped the floor with me every night. He was fantastic.” James Acaster

🔥Malinda Makuma🔥
“Charming, unexpected and utterly compelling. Definitely one to watch" - Banana Cabaret
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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If you haven't made plans tonight, and you're fed up of this drizzly weather, go and cheer yourself up with @jonnyawsum.bsky.social and pals, in a nice, air conditioned, DRY, comedy club - the best that #Brighton has to offer - the Forge Comedy Club at the Ironworks Studios Brighton.
July 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Start the Summer Holidays smiling with this stellar hand picked line up at Forge this Friday;

@stephengrant.bsky.social as MC, with @omarbadawy.bsky.social
Adam Hopkins, Graeme Collard
and the phenomenal @louconran.bsky.social 😮

Come & enjoy a 5 star night with us!!

#comedy
July 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Don't worry - the sun will return, and with it, brings;

⭐️ Chris Turner
⭐️ @shutupandrea.bsky.social
⭐️ Barnaby Slater
⭐️ Ben Pope
⭐️ MC @stephengrant.bsky.social

Come & hang out in our nice, cool, air-conditioned comedy club, with the best comics, drinks, pizza and even boozy icecream!!
July 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Funny That Subscribers; just confirmed!
We have a really BIG act coming to the Forge in July. Really BIG*

*Tall

Not on our mailing list?
Head to the Funny That website and get yourself on it PRONTO!

#surpriseguest
July 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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𝘞𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘵 @boatheatre.bsky.social

@mrmarksteel.bsky.social
@larrydean.bsky.social
and @stephengrant.bsky.social
will be entertaining you all at Hove's beautiful outdoor venue, it's BYO too!

Come on down!! 🤣🤣🤣
June 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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🧜🏻‍♀️Laura Lexx - 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘈𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰, 𝘔𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘞𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺 2024
@lauralexx.bsky.social
🧜‍♂️Joe Foster Comedian - 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘊𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳
🧜🏻‍♂️Legend MC, Stephen Grant
@stephengrant.bsky.social

Join us for an evening of outstanding live comedy in the Ballroom!
June 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
School just told me my son's maths classes will be streamed next year and I thought why would I want to watch that online
April 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I use similar if not stronger language when mentoring open spot comedians about their delivery so this level of attack seems proportional for rampant warmongering
April 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Wondering if they can rope Benedict back in as Caretaker Pope until they can appoint a new one.
April 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Imagine being summoned to see the boss on Easter Monday. Harsh

#pope
April 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
April 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It’s November 2028, Trump says tariffs with the rest of the world are *definitely* starting in 15 minutes, but China’s new reciprocal tariff is 8750%
April 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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🔥 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙎𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 - 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙩! 𝙒𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝...

🎙 Jen Brister
🎙 @abigoliah.bsky.social
🎙 @stephengrant.bsky.social
🎙 Gabriel Ebulue

🔗 Grab a ticket from our website 👇

#BrightonComedy
March 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
That went so badly there’s a small part of me thinks Trump and Zelensky put this on
February 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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HOT lineup for you this Saturday!

🔥 Tiff Stevenson @tiffstevenson.bsky.social
🔥 Elliot Steel
🔥 Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social
🔥 MC Stephen Grant @stephengrant.bsky.social

🍕 Doors open at 6.30pm to order delicious fresh pizzas
🍷 Arrive before 6.45pm for a 1/2 price bottle of wine (t&c's)
February 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
To be fair to Trump, you can stop any war in 24 hours by surrendering
February 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM