I gotta get my real id or renew my passport because fuck this
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I gotta get my real id or renew my passport because fuck this
It's a big ol stinky boy
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's a big ol stinky boy
My tattoo artist made it to the finale of ink master and I'm shitting my pants
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My tattoo artist made it to the finale of ink master and I'm shitting my pants
Don't get me wrong, English is my first language. But german is my 1st and a half language. And when I drink. Idk. I grew up speaking very bad German in order to appease family. It comes out.
December 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Don't get me wrong, English is my first language. But german is my 1st and a half language. And when I drink. Idk. I grew up speaking very bad German in order to appease family. It comes out.
Huevos rancheros in PA? Not so good. At least compared to Texas.
Huevos mexicanos in PA? Bangin
Huevos mexicanos in PA? Bangin
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Huevos rancheros in PA? Not so good. At least compared to Texas.
Huevos mexicanos in PA? Bangin
Huevos mexicanos in PA? Bangin
I fucking hate fluffing Christmas trees.
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I fucking hate fluffing Christmas trees.
I fucking love mezcal and also tequila. Never thought I would be this into tequila but here were are.
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I fucking love mezcal and also tequila. Never thought I would be this into tequila but here were are.
I will never not love Bright Eyes fight me
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I will never not love Bright Eyes fight me
I have been drinking so I will hold my tongue.
But this motherfucker
But this motherfucker
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I have been drinking so I will hold my tongue.
But this motherfucker
But this motherfucker
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Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
I think my new assistant is going to work out.
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I think my new assistant is going to work out.
Everytime I start deep cleaning the house the cats start puking on everything
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Everytime I start deep cleaning the house the cats start puking on everything
Cleaning and organizing the garage today while doing all of the laundry. Washed the shower curtain liner. Cleaned off the dining room table. I'm unstoppable.
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cleaning and organizing the garage today while doing all of the laundry. Washed the shower curtain liner. Cleaned off the dining room table. I'm unstoppable.
I love this fucking jumpsuit
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I love this fucking jumpsuit
I need to go to New Orleans soon I miss it so much
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I need to go to New Orleans soon I miss it so much
Literally all I want to do is cook, clean, and garden. That's it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Literally all I want to do is cook, clean, and garden. That's it.
It's wild to have a payment plan on a $2000 vacuum but when I tell you it's fucking worth it, my god is it worth it.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's wild to have a payment plan on a $2000 vacuum but when I tell you it's fucking worth it, my god is it worth it.
Hot pot yesterday. Hot pot tonight? Maybe.
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hot pot yesterday. Hot pot tonight? Maybe.
I made 2 soups today: jalapeño broccoli cheddar soup and beef stew. Both were a hit.
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I made 2 soups today: jalapeño broccoli cheddar soup and beef stew. Both were a hit.