It’s amazing the mental inventory of toys parents need to have for when your toddler requests “the red one.”
January 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It’s amazing the mental inventory of toys parents need to have for when your toddler requests “the red one.”
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Someone find out who does Reba’s work because how is she 70
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Someone find out who does Reba’s work because how is she 70
Weird that Christians have such a problem with women wearing leggings when youth pastors are single handedly propping up the skinny jean industry
December 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Weird that Christians have such a problem with women wearing leggings when youth pastors are single handedly propping up the skinny jean industry
Too bad kids don’t have KaBlam! on Nickelodeon these days. What a good show.
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Too bad kids don’t have KaBlam! on Nickelodeon these days. What a good show.
A lot of smoke for pineapple on pizza and not enough smoke for mint flavor in desserts
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
A lot of smoke for pineapple on pizza and not enough smoke for mint flavor in desserts
I’m at the point in parenting where I just watched my toddler drop his toothbrush from his mouth onto the bathroom floor twice while he was brushing and was like oh well
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m at the point in parenting where I just watched my toddler drop his toothbrush from his mouth onto the bathroom floor twice while he was brushing and was like oh well
This guy must feel so vindicated after seeing Wicked For Good
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This guy must feel so vindicated after seeing Wicked For Good
Why didn’t anyone ever tell me about Indian pickles
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Why didn’t anyone ever tell me about Indian pickles
Underrated feature of Apple TV is your phone can be the remote a you can type in your username and passwords for your apps on your iPhone keyboard. Elite.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Underrated feature of Apple TV is your phone can be the remote a you can type in your username and passwords for your apps on your iPhone keyboard. Elite.
Sucks being a person who loved Party Down and having zero friends who know what it is or think that it’s funny. Where are my people
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sucks being a person who loved Party Down and having zero friends who know what it is or think that it’s funny. Where are my people
Nothing worse than when you’re so shocked by news and you’re excited to tell someone and they have zero reaction like it’s just another Tuesday. You’re not cool! Stop trying so hard! Just be fun!
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Nothing worse than when you’re so shocked by news and you’re excited to tell someone and they have zero reaction like it’s just another Tuesday. You’re not cool! Stop trying so hard! Just be fun!
I’m going to lose my fucking mind at this bag of chips I just opened
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’m going to lose my fucking mind at this bag of chips I just opened
A non-exhaustive list of “oooh, she’s THAT girl” girls: Ilona Maher, Taryn Delanie Smith, Keke Palmer, Ilana Glazer, Megan Thee Stallion, Anna Hathaway, Victoria Beckham…
October 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A non-exhaustive list of “oooh, she’s THAT girl” girls: Ilona Maher, Taryn Delanie Smith, Keke Palmer, Ilana Glazer, Megan Thee Stallion, Anna Hathaway, Victoria Beckham…
My theory is that dogs obsessed with their blankets and stuffies are simply reincarnated children
October 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My theory is that dogs obsessed with their blankets and stuffies are simply reincarnated children
“I’ve been stripped down to nothing” good you Hope fucking piece of shit you deserve to be stripped down to much less
Sean “Diddy” Combs was sentenced to just over 4 years in prison, after a lengthy hearing during which Combs apologized to the ex-girlfriends who had accused him of sex trafficking.
“I hate myself right now. I’ve been stripped down to nothing,” he said.
“I hate myself right now. I’ve been stripped down to nothing,” he said.
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs was sentenced to over 4 years. Here’s what’s next.
The judge ordered Combs to pay a fine of $500,000 and imposed five years of supervised release once he completes his sentence. His defense is planning to appeal.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“I’ve been stripped down to nothing” good you Hope fucking piece of shit you deserve to be stripped down to much less
Yeah I got that price increase email this morning and was like oh yeah I meant to cancel that. Smooth move ex-lax!
"More than a million people had canceled Disney streaming subscriptions as of Monday, the Disney source told me, and the company likely knew that trend would only continue the longer they kept Kimmel silenced."
@marisakabas.bsky.social w/ a doozy. 👀
@marisakabas.bsky.social w/ a doozy. 👀
Kimmel reinstatement preempted Disney+ price increase
The Handbasket reported first Monday evening on Bluesky
www.thehandbasket.co
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yeah I got that price increase email this morning and was like oh yeah I meant to cancel that. Smooth move ex-lax!
I do have a feeling that lots of women who have autistic kids didn’t ever take Tylenol while they were pregnant.
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I do have a feeling that lots of women who have autistic kids didn’t ever take Tylenol while they were pregnant.
I feel so sad for younger generations that didn’t get to have a crush on JTT because my god he was cute. Absolutely unmatched.
September 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I feel so sad for younger generations that didn’t get to have a crush on JTT because my god he was cute. Absolutely unmatched.
Damn. Repubs wanted to boycott Disney in the 90’s for their gay parade. Now Dems want them canceled so being a sell out to this administration. What does this meeeeean
September 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Damn. Repubs wanted to boycott Disney in the 90’s for their gay parade. Now Dems want them canceled so being a sell out to this administration. What does this meeeeean