Dopo la colazione. Soft piano. Foam ball, presumed missing, resurfaces from under the sofa of blue velvet, where it’s clearly been conspiring. I gave chase. It rolled with its own intent. Then diverted. Even Korky Korleone didn’t see that twist coming. Revenge… will be slow. And molto stylish.

Thursday Tender Tribute: V for Victory, V for Veneration. 80 years since V-E Day, Korky Kornelius Katt raises a proud paw from his windowsill. Keeper of Peace. Whiskered Watchkatt. We remember the brave hearts who stood firm, for freedom, for tomorrow.
#VEDay #KorkySalutes #WhiskersOfWar

On the stairs. One paw on yesterday, one on tomorrow. I think that’s what missing a toy feels like. Dusty’s scent is fading in the bin! Hummie says something coming... crickety? I don’t know what that means. For now, I stay half-zooom, half-zoomed out. Love is a funny sort of furball. #korkykatt

Thursday TalkTalk Touch: Emerging from the crinkled velvet shadows of Baggie, I sought meaning… then I saw it. Sleek, warm, slightly greasy from Hummie’s porridge fingers. The phone. My muse. My TalkTalk temptress. I gave it a nudge. It swooned. It made the first move. I just rubbed back. Honest!

Saturday Sojourn Stillness & Starlings: I’ve been sat on the sill, just behind Hummie’s screen, listening for whispers in the wind. The starlings up in the gutter sounded almost like pawsteps… and for a moment, I thought it might be my late furriends calling down from Cloud 9. Still looking.

Hummie says I’ve gone to ground. It's not wrong. The world’s gone mad with tariffs and troubles, so I’ve retreated to me crinkle cave. Just a paw, here and there. Enough to keep Pinky Fish in line. Wake me when sanity’s back in fashion.
#Korkyinthebag #toomanytariffsnotenoughtreat

Saturday Silent Sulk:
Curiosity drew me to the shed. Then Hummie powered up the mower. The next thing I know is a neighbourhood chorus of buzzing beasts.
I’ve retreated to the Jacobean Fortress. Do not disturb unless bearing poultry!

#TuxedoTales #korkykatt #MowerMadness #JudgeKorky #SaturdaySulk

Friday Forbidden Flashback: Hummie told me not to. I heard the humoid. But the verboten sheepskin whispered... And I answered with jazz paws!
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May 2020
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#korkykatt #MoonlightKneading #VerbotenButVelvety #KneadToBeMe #TuxedoTempo

LEVEL UP!
Stealth mode: ENGAGED.
Target: Dusty, the Ultimate Swishing Nemesis.
Strategy: Lurk. Calculate. POUNCE.
One moment, I'm just a shadow on the edge… the next? BOOM! Full-footstool dominance achieved.
Achievement unlocked: Master of the Leap
Bonus points for catching Hummie off guard.

Saturday Softpaw Sphere: I paw it. I roll it. I swat it. I wait for Hummie. Eventually, it will cave in and retrieve. Training Hummie is a slow art, but I’m patient. And adorable. This is the order of things.
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From The Manual of Humoid Manipuloiding by K Korkington Esq.