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Stephanie Connell
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Actor, playwright, medical role player, web designer, agent | N1 Management | Creative @Living the Drama | PA to Korky, feline overlord 😹 @korkykatt IG | Squaredle addict | Music aficionado | Steff Trek - Boldly going where no woman has gone before 🖖🇬🇧🇮🇪🇦🇺
Happurry Hallowe’en from Count Korkula! The Count was out on the prowl when the moon was up, fangs polished, and whiskers sharp, spreading spooky charm across the village! Keep your treats close and your necks covered...

Motto of the Day: A little bite never hurts anyone!
#korkykatt
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Trump threw himself a birthday parade. Cost millions. No one came. Except Korky. Who lay down out of sheer disbelief. The salute? Not accepted.

Motto of the Day: Lounge in protest. Let fools salute the silence.

#korkykatt #kattofthepeople #notmypresident #catresistance
#kkknowsbest
June 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
June 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Dopo la colazione. Soft piano. Foam ball, presumed missing, resurfaces from under the sofa of blue velvet, where it’s clearly been conspiring. I gave chase. It rolled with its own intent. Then diverted. Even Korky Korleone didn’t see that twist coming. Revenge… will be slow. And molto stylish.
May 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Thursday Tender Tribute: V for Victory, V for Veneration. 80 years since V-E Day, Korky Kornelius Katt raises a proud paw from his windowsill. Keeper of Peace. Whiskered Watchkatt. We remember the brave hearts who stood firm, for freedom, for tomorrow.
#VEDay #KorkySalutes #WhiskersOfWar
May 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
May the FIFTH be with you… We overslept. Jedi Korky reporting for duty, fashionably late, armed with a tuna-sabre and a suspicious amount of catnip. The Meow Awakens… and demands snacks! #korkykatt
May 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
A tail in three acts:

1. A mysterious, majestic ginger cat began creeping in through the cat flap at 12:30am each night for the week or so, silently raiding Korky's kibble like a feline jewel thief.

#gingersnap #mainecoon #midnightsnacker
May 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
On the stairs. One paw on yesterday, one on tomorrow. I think that’s what missing a toy feels like. Dusty’s scent is fading in the bin! Hummie says something coming... crickety? I don’t know what that means. For now, I stay half-zooom, half-zoomed out. Love is a funny sort of furball. #korkykatt
April 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
In a world often chasing power, #PopeFrancis chose kindness. In a time of pride, he lived with humility. He reminded us that true greatness comes from serving others, quietly and with love. He walked softly through a loud world. May we follow that path and his spirit of compassion stay with us. 🕯🦋
April 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Saturday Stretched Sloth: Wrapped in fluff, draped in dreams! No room for Hummie. The faux sheepskin is mine.The pillows are mine.
The floor is yours. Choose your battles wisely, Hummie!
#catlife #tuxiepower #staffproblems #korkykatt
April 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Thursday TalkTalk Touch: Emerging from the crinkled velvet shadows of Baggie, I sought meaning… then I saw it. Sleek, warm, slightly greasy from Hummie’s porridge fingers. The phone. My muse. My TalkTalk temptress. I gave it a nudge. It swooned. It made the first move. I just rubbed back. Honest!
April 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Hoppy Easter to all... To my dear furriends far and wide:
May your hearts be light, your naps long, and your treats abundant. And may your humoids always remember, never step over a sleeping cat. Especially one in bunny ears. #Easter
April 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Saturday Sojourn Stillness & Starlings: I’ve been sat on the sill, just behind Hummie’s screen, listening for whispers in the wind. The starlings up in the gutter sounded almost like pawsteps… and for a moment, I thought it might be my late furriends calling down from Cloud 9. Still looking.
April 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Left my seat for two minutes to grab a cuppa… came back to find His Royal Loafness has annexed it.
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I’m now working from the piano stool while Lord Korkington oversees operations from the plush throne. Send help. And maybe a second chair.
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#KorkyKatt #CatBoss #LoafLife #WorkingForTheCat #SeatTaken
April 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
#korkykatt ready for a bit of action! #actiontoy
April 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Hummie says I’ve gone to ground. It's not wrong. The world’s gone mad with tariffs and troubles, so I’ve retreated to me crinkle cave. Just a paw, here and there. Enough to keep Pinky Fish in line. Wake me when sanity’s back in fashion.
#Korkyinthebag #toomanytariffsnotenoughtreat
April 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Saturday Silent Sulk:
Curiosity drew me to the shed. Then Hummie powered up the mower. The next thing I know is a neighbourhood chorus of buzzing beasts.
I’ve retreated to the Jacobean Fortress. Do not disturb unless bearing poultry!

#TuxedoTales #korkykatt #MowerMadness #JudgeKorky #SaturdaySulk
March 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Friday Forbidden Flashback: Hummie told me not to. I heard the humoid. But the verboten sheepskin whispered... And I answered with jazz paws!
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May 2020
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#korkykatt #MoonlightKneading #VerbotenButVelvety #KneadToBeMe #TuxedoTempo
March 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Enough said! 😜
March 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
LEVEL UP!
Stealth mode: ENGAGED.
Target: Dusty, the Ultimate Swishing Nemesis.
Strategy: Lurk. Calculate. POUNCE.
One moment, I'm just a shadow on the edge… the next? BOOM! Full-footstool dominance achieved.
Achievement unlocked: Master of the Leap
Bonus points for catching Hummie off guard.
March 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Saturday Softpaw Sphere: I paw it. I roll it. I swat it. I wait for Hummie. Eventually, it will cave in and retrieve. Training Hummie is a slow art, but I’m patient. And adorable. This is the order of things.
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From The Manual of Humoid Manipuloiding by K Korkington Esq.
March 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Happurry St Pawtrick’s Day ☘️🇮🇪💚

May your sunbeams be warm
And your naps ever grand
May treats fill your bowl
And be served by hand.

May your paws find soft places
And your whiskers stay spry
May your humoid adore you
As you rule from on high!

Yours dirty pawed Cóircín (Kor-keen) O’Katt #korkykatt
March 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
The world could use a little extra love, and #KorkyKatt is here to deliver! Bursting through with a paw full of ❤️ just for you. Take as much as you need! #SpreadTheLove
March 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Mourning the loss of my friend @fisherbecker.bsky.social. His talent and warmth lit up every room. My heart goes out to Tony and the family. He was the Chair to my Treasuring at @actorsandwriters.bsky.social, and his contributions to the arts have left an indelible mark. Vale, dear Simon 🦋💙
March 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM