Motto of the Day: A little bite never hurts anyone!
#korkykatt
Motto of the Day: A little bite never hurts anyone!
#korkykatt
Motto of the Day: Lounge in protest. Let fools salute the silence.
#korkykatt #kattofthepeople #notmypresident #catresistance
#kkknowsbest
Motto of the Day: Lounge in protest. Let fools salute the silence.
#korkykatt #kattofthepeople #notmypresident #catresistance
#kkknowsbest
#VEDay #KorkySalutes #WhiskersOfWar
#VEDay #KorkySalutes #WhiskersOfWar
1. A mysterious, majestic ginger cat began creeping in through the cat flap at 12:30am each night for the week or so, silently raiding Korky's kibble like a feline jewel thief.
#gingersnap #mainecoon #midnightsnacker
1. A mysterious, majestic ginger cat began creeping in through the cat flap at 12:30am each night for the week or so, silently raiding Korky's kibble like a feline jewel thief.
#gingersnap #mainecoon #midnightsnacker
The floor is yours. Choose your battles wisely, Hummie!
#catlife #tuxiepower #staffproblems #korkykatt
The floor is yours. Choose your battles wisely, Hummie!
#catlife #tuxiepower #staffproblems #korkykatt
May your hearts be light, your naps long, and your treats abundant. And may your humoids always remember, never step over a sleeping cat. Especially one in bunny ears. #Easter
May your hearts be light, your naps long, and your treats abundant. And may your humoids always remember, never step over a sleeping cat. Especially one in bunny ears. #Easter
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I’m now working from the piano stool while Lord Korkington oversees operations from the plush throne. Send help. And maybe a second chair.
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#KorkyKatt #CatBoss #LoafLife #WorkingForTheCat #SeatTaken
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I’m now working from the piano stool while Lord Korkington oversees operations from the plush throne. Send help. And maybe a second chair.
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#KorkyKatt #CatBoss #LoafLife #WorkingForTheCat #SeatTaken
#Korkyinthebag #toomanytariffsnotenoughtreat
#Korkyinthebag #toomanytariffsnotenoughtreat
Curiosity drew me to the shed. Then Hummie powered up the mower. The next thing I know is a neighbourhood chorus of buzzing beasts.
I’ve retreated to the Jacobean Fortress. Do not disturb unless bearing poultry!
#TuxedoTales #korkykatt #MowerMadness #JudgeKorky #SaturdaySulk
Curiosity drew me to the shed. Then Hummie powered up the mower. The next thing I know is a neighbourhood chorus of buzzing beasts.
I’ve retreated to the Jacobean Fortress. Do not disturb unless bearing poultry!
#TuxedoTales #korkykatt #MowerMadness #JudgeKorky #SaturdaySulk
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May 2020
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#korkykatt #MoonlightKneading #VerbotenButVelvety #KneadToBeMe #TuxedoTempo
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May 2020
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#korkykatt #MoonlightKneading #VerbotenButVelvety #KneadToBeMe #TuxedoTempo
Stealth mode: ENGAGED.
Target: Dusty, the Ultimate Swishing Nemesis.
Strategy: Lurk. Calculate. POUNCE.
One moment, I'm just a shadow on the edge… the next? BOOM! Full-footstool dominance achieved.
Achievement unlocked: Master of the Leap
Bonus points for catching Hummie off guard.
Stealth mode: ENGAGED.
Target: Dusty, the Ultimate Swishing Nemesis.
Strategy: Lurk. Calculate. POUNCE.
One moment, I'm just a shadow on the edge… the next? BOOM! Full-footstool dominance achieved.
Achievement unlocked: Master of the Leap
Bonus points for catching Hummie off guard.
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From The Manual of Humoid Manipuloiding by K Korkington Esq.
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From The Manual of Humoid Manipuloiding by K Korkington Esq.
May your sunbeams be warm
And your naps ever grand
May treats fill your bowl
And be served by hand.
May your paws find soft places
And your whiskers stay spry
May your humoid adore you
As you rule from on high!
Yours dirty pawed Cóircín (Kor-keen) O’Katt #korkykatt
May your sunbeams be warm
And your naps ever grand
May treats fill your bowl
And be served by hand.
May your paws find soft places
And your whiskers stay spry
May your humoid adore you
As you rule from on high!
Yours dirty pawed Cóircín (Kor-keen) O’Katt #korkykatt