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Eugene O'Gorman
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Astrophysicist. Engineer. Ex-International Man of Mystery. Farney man, lost to the Pale.
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Graced with one last canvas from miggeldy.
Toddler in a dark three piece suit stands outside a front door holding a stuffed Bernese mountain dog. One last canvas for miggeldy.
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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"I like it. Picasso."
A toddler poses beside the tumble dryer and window he has decorated with paint
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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In a thread full of gold, taitníonn an cómhra seo níos mór liom.
User lummiepie responds to Conor Smith's vague post on the Irish presidential election with : Obama v Trump. Conor replies feigning ignorance: Who are they? Duncan Jones nails the punchline: A petrol station and a golf course, respectively.
October 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Saying goodbye to this handsome boy today. A more patient cat with young children you could not ask for. I will miss you Oscar.
A male tabby cat, brown and black striped, with white paws and a white splash on his left snout and muzzle, dozes curled up on a soft mustard cushion.
October 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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I was thinking the same thing
Close up of a nearly empty bowl of dry coco pops. A toddler is in the background with coco pops and chocolate stains around their mouth.
August 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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...there are unfortunately many more examples
A split photo - image on the left is a burned out building with a burned out car crashed through the wall. Image on right is a barricaded small town street Image of a badly damaged car stopped in the street beside a shop front with part of the wall knocked away. A badly damaged car in the street beside several damaged shop fronts. A group of men in construction clothes approach a row of at least four shops. There is fire damage and rubble. A damaged car can be seen in the interior of the left most shop.
August 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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This is my go-to image for why motorists need mandatory licensing and insurance, while other road users do not.

And if anyone says this is a rare occurrence...
A white sedan car is crashed into the upper floor of a two storey dentists office. There is substantial damage to the building and the vehicle. This is a good example of why motorists require mandatory licensing and insurance, and other road users do not.
August 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Happy first day of autumn, to all who celebrate.
A disc graph showing the celtic, astronomical, and meteorological calendars, and the offsets between them. The celtic seasons are split evenly by the equinoxes and solstices (summer solstice in mid summer, winter solstice in mid winter, etc.) The astronomical seasons begin at their respective solstices and equinoxes. The meteorological seasons split the difference between the celtic and astronomical. For the purposes of this post, we regard the celtic calendar as the true measure and all other interpretations as rank heresy.
August 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This buck, Fionnan 'Sinn Féin is under my bed' Sheahan.
July 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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An extract from Terry Pratchett's "Night Watch": "Exactly, my lord," said the secretary, and he was thinking Exactly my lord too, because he'd also found there were things he found it safest not to think, either, and these included phrases like what a little tit.
April 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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They're an emigrant from the UK but the old wisdom holds true.
Scene from opening credits of the Simpsons, where Homer in a hazmat suit handles a glowing rod with tongs. Carl and Lenny are in the background changing a sign that reads "DAYS SINCE THE BRITS WERE AT IT AGAIN". The counter is being changed from 1 to 0.
March 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Ah fuck.
A zoomed in image of my typo. I intended H.E.A.R. but it autocorrected to H.E.R.E
February 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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The tree is up, the chocolate is hot, and the #latelatetoyshow is on. It is officially Christmas .
December 6, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Was it something I said?
Screenshot of bluesky notification, showing that my post on the Irish general election was liked by John Adams bot and Thomas Jefferson bot.
December 1, 2024 at 8:18 AM
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The embassy has reactivated. All is lost
A Google maps view of lucan village in Dublin, Ireland. The old Italian embassy is pinned
November 20, 2024 at 9:21 AM
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Inspired by the call to block reform UK this morning, I went looking for Littler's pet project. Only found this parody account holding the handle.

It's...of certain genre of parody, that I usually do without, but more importantly: Fuck the National Party
Screenshot of the bluesky profile for the fascist Irish National Party. It looks authentic until you read the description 'the party of micro penises'. The skeets below imply the real party's racist ideology stems from its members being cuckold and sexless (e.g. 'has your wife recently left you for a foreign man because you could not satisfy her in bed? Well our membership is open so come on down and sign up')
November 14, 2024 at 7:27 AM
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Update: I may need an exorcist
A kitchen wall with a large area of paint peeled off to reveal large damp patches of plaster. A section of plaster is removed revealing very wet block work. There is a pile of debris underneath. My upstairs toilet has been leaking for some time, and I found out last night when my daughter put her hand through the plaster. This week is cursed.
November 7, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Oh, it's based on the increase from last year.
Screenshot from yahoo finance with highlighted text stating: In 2023 alone, Bezos's net worth increased by $70 billion, from $107 billion to $177 billion. This means he earned around $191.78 million per day or an incredible $7.99 million per hour. His wealth growth was largely driven by the value of Amazon stock, in which he owns about 9%
October 30, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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Pip the cat getting very close to the camera Pip and Beanie as kittens, curled up together on top of their cat tree. Pip and Beanie the cats, explore their new house. They are looking out at the sitting room from a perch on top of a corner cabinet, like two little gargoyles.
September 21, 2024 at 6:54 AM
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Oscar the cat, making himself at home in Fred the dog's kennel. Oscar the cat, and Fred the dog (a black Collie/Alsation(?) mix) relaxing together. Fred the dog (a black collie/alsatian) keeps a close eye on a sleeping Oscar the cat from behind the garden wall.
September 21, 2024 at 6:48 AM
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Oscar the cat, lying on a footstool, patiently allowing my 7 month old son to feel his fur.
September 21, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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Have a few of mine.
Oscar the cat, stuck in the laundry.
September 21, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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Heard a plaintive meow from upstairs. Found this
A cat (Oscar) sitting in a white mesh laundry basket (with lid closed and velcroed) waiting patiently to be rescued.
September 16, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A table with 3 pizzas in open boxes, and the caption: "Eat their pizza, and form a union anyway."
August 20, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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Signatory of the 1916 Proclamation of an Irish Republic, James Connolly, sitting at ease in a garden with a wry look on his face. The captions read: "well now" "didnt i fuckin warn ye" "i did so i did" "i fuckin warned ye"
July 18, 2024 at 6:22 AM