This is incorrect and shows how little the average person knows about garment manufacturing. 🧵

Milky Way will not poop until I am in bed and the lights are off. Wife in bed? No poop. I am in bed but the lights are on? No poop

I am in bed, comfy, snuggled up, lights off, ready to sleep? She, without fail, drops a paint-peeler of a shit in the bedroom litter box

look into the cold eyes of a killer. i picked tofu up to dance around the living room when he suddenly launches off my shoulder, catches a moth midair, then drops six feet and lands belly first on the floor so hard he audibly farted.