Jonah Ryder
@stellarjonah.bsky.social
26 she/her 🏳️⚧️
I do sick shit cause I’m a sick bitch
Listen to Fluorescent Orange 👀
I do sick shit cause I’m a sick bitch
Listen to Fluorescent Orange 👀
Pinned
In like 30 minutes I get the keys to my new apartment. That’s so cool.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In like 30 minutes I get the keys to my new apartment. That’s so cool.
I can’t be famous cause I’m generally not very likable
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I can’t be famous cause I’m generally not very likable
I find it a little problematic that Danny Brown can’t make music with some trans women without people immediately jumping to the conclusion that he’s a chaser and therefore getting something else out of it. It could be true for all I know, or he could just enjoy their music 🤷♀️
October 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I find it a little problematic that Danny Brown can’t make music with some trans women without people immediately jumping to the conclusion that he’s a chaser and therefore getting something else out of it. It could be true for all I know, or he could just enjoy their music 🤷♀️
I’m under no impression that my dad will stop deadnaming me so im gonna grow fat knockers purely out of spite to make him look like even more of a dumbass doing it.
October 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I’m under no impression that my dad will stop deadnaming me so im gonna grow fat knockers purely out of spite to make him look like even more of a dumbass doing it.
Elon Musk fans and Taylor Swift fans are just two sides of the same dumb coin.
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Elon Musk fans and Taylor Swift fans are just two sides of the same dumb coin.
I’m jacking off in your air bnb
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’m jacking off in your air bnb
All fireworks are legal now
October 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
All fireworks are legal now
Naming a fake terrorist organization that you can blame things on “anti-fascist” is so incredibly stupid and somehow it’s working like a charm. I fucking hate it here.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Naming a fake terrorist organization that you can blame things on “anti-fascist” is so incredibly stupid and somehow it’s working like a charm. I fucking hate it here.
Shit dawg I be writing
October 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Shit dawg I be writing
I met this cat on my walk the other morning he was chill
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I met this cat on my walk the other morning he was chill
I be pooping like it’s my job
October 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I be pooping like it’s my job
The government is run by far right Christian conservatives, trans people are having their rights stripped away, innocent people of color are being torn from their families and in some cases senselessly murdered. One day they’ll run out of people to blame and you will be their next target. Fuck you.
October 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The government is run by far right Christian conservatives, trans people are having their rights stripped away, innocent people of color are being torn from their families and in some cases senselessly murdered. One day they’ll run out of people to blame and you will be their next target. Fuck you.
They did top surgery on a grape
October 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
They did top surgery on a grape
Reposted by Jonah Ryder
Circumcised Husband (Taylor's Version)
October 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Circumcised Husband (Taylor's Version)
The reason Cards Against Humanity sucks is it makes people who aren’t funny think they’re SO funny that everybody should stop what they’re doing and play a board game about how funny they are
October 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The reason Cards Against Humanity sucks is it makes people who aren’t funny think they’re SO funny that everybody should stop what they’re doing and play a board game about how funny they are
Convinced Sabrina Carpenter has never actually had sex and that’s why her music sounds like that
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Convinced Sabrina Carpenter has never actually had sex and that’s why her music sounds like that
SNL has been mediocre like my entire life.
October 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
SNL has been mediocre like my entire life.
Help a girl out if ya can.
Im weeks away from having nowhere else to go, please help
#transwoman #t4t #unhoused #queerhousing #queerhomelessness
gofund.me/e30e03132
#transwoman #t4t #unhoused #queerhousing #queerhomelessness
gofund.me/e30e03132
Donate to Help me find safer housing, organized by Bug Worm
Hi everyone! I am a trans woman located in the south.
I am currently living with family and am s… Bug Worm needs your support for Help me find safer housing
gofund.me
October 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Help a girl out if ya can.
Reposted by Jonah Ryder
Im weeks away from having nowhere else to go, please help
#transwoman #t4t #unhoused #queerhousing #queerhomelessness
gofund.me/e30e03132
#transwoman #t4t #unhoused #queerhousing #queerhomelessness
gofund.me/e30e03132
Donate to Help me find safer housing, organized by Bug Worm
Hi everyone! I am a trans woman located in the south.
I am currently living with family and am s… Bug Worm needs your support for Help me find safer housing
gofund.me
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Im weeks away from having nowhere else to go, please help
#transwoman #t4t #unhoused #queerhousing #queerhomelessness
gofund.me/e30e03132
#transwoman #t4t #unhoused #queerhousing #queerhomelessness
gofund.me/e30e03132
September 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
RIP to Foxing. Absolutely killer band and live act.
September 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
RIP to Foxing. Absolutely killer band and live act.
Call me crazy but I still find it hard to believe that the evil fascist dictator won the election fair and square. Super stoked for our inevitable punishment for his crimes though!
September 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Call me crazy but I still find it hard to believe that the evil fascist dictator won the election fair and square. Super stoked for our inevitable punishment for his crimes though!
Yeah I don’t really care when a nazi I’ve never met dies
September 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yeah I don’t really care when a nazi I’ve never met dies
Reposted by Jonah Ryder
Started as a prey mantis woman and ended as a crustacean woman
#procreate #starvingartist #digitalart #BeedleTv
#procreate #starvingartist #digitalart #BeedleTv
September 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Started as a prey mantis woman and ended as a crustacean woman
#procreate #starvingartist #digitalart #BeedleTv
#procreate #starvingartist #digitalart #BeedleTv