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Hi I like Jesus of Nazareth, languages, coding, the small web, tamagotchi, and empanadas. What do you like? 🇬🇧🇦🇷🇻🇳
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March 1, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Slow internet? Check for snails on the line.
January 1, 2024 at 1:24 PM
can everyone keep it to a minimum tonight please? I gotta get up early in the morning to do some noisy DIY
December 31, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Sending a meeting invite for next year to 18 people and getting 16 automated OoO responses because everyone’s already done for the year
December 21, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Tonight is our annual Christmas viewing of “While You Were Sleeping” (Sandra Bullock, 1995) 🤩 ❄️

( i like this tradition very much)
December 20, 2023 at 3:45 PM
TIL that Vietnamese for Christmas, ‘giáng sinh’, literally means incarnation or “descend and be born”. 😍
My downwardly mobile saviour.
I love it.
December 18, 2023 at 10:26 AM
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December 16, 2023 at 2:52 PM
I miss having a cheap shared PHP server…
December 13, 2023 at 10:20 AM
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The Mouse and the Lion
November 23, 2023 at 10:43 PM
When I heard “the gostak distims the doshes” as a kid I always pictured a Grinch-like creature yelling at some gerbils.
November 21, 2023 at 1:44 PM
There are a lot of email marketers out there who think that A) stegriff.co.uk is a business (it’s not) and B) that I should be ranking higher on G**gle for my chosen key terms.

I’d love them to tell me what they think my key terms are.
November 15, 2023 at 3:49 PM
At breakfast a squirrel comes to bury nuts in the garden and I can watch him through the patio window and it is a very exciting part of my day
November 15, 2023 at 11:11 AM
November 13, 2023 at 3:05 PM
@sanzi.bsky.social Chào bạn, chào mừng đến với Bluesky!! Tôi muốn biết nhiều người Viết nam hơn 👋 Tôi học tiếng việt
November 13, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Here’s a hot take

Every UK supermarket does an own brand hobnob which is better than McVities Hobnobs
November 10, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Why do kids love Yamaha demo songs?

Does maximalist Japanese MIDI have special mind control properties?

Why do I love Yamaha demo songs ?
November 9, 2023 at 12:15 PM
I am here for seeing what kind, thoughtful people can create, and absolutely not here to see anyone giving their reaction to news media of any kind. #SlowSocialMedia
November 8, 2023 at 4:38 PM
You can take a horse out of the water but you can’t take the water out of a horse
November 4, 2023 at 5:58 PM
She’s the officer, I’m the gentleman
November 2, 2023 at 9:28 AM
The cover art of ‘He’s the DJ, I’m the Rapper’ except it’s Data and Geordi
November 1, 2023 at 11:01 AM
New Olympic events
Parkorse (Parkour for horses)
October 30, 2023 at 9:59 AM
Have dungeon, will dragon
October 28, 2023 at 8:13 PM
My number one life hack is that there is no such thing as life hacks. My number two life hack is you can keep tortillas in the freezer.
October 27, 2023 at 5:43 PM
I don’t know about you, but, my grandma knows nothing about sucking eggs
October 26, 2023 at 10:23 AM
My car tuned into Radio 4 for a few seconds, and some kind of Hot Takes show was on, where the lady said that soccer players should have hankies so they don’t blow snot onto the ground, and… you know what? Yeah.
October 25, 2023 at 12:48 PM