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Stephanie Fenstermacher
@stefunnyf.bsky.social
Whispering dark secrets to animals.
Joke telling.
Beer.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺🇲🏴‍☠️
September 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
-- Well, at least all of this is happening in 2025 and not in 1988... Because, the last thing anyone needs right now is Blockbuster Video late fees on top of this shit show.

#daytimethoughts
#AnUPsideIfThereIsOne
September 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
September 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh, to be a fly on the wall. 😆
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House

wtaf
September 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me, every day this year.
August 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
July 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
June 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A Foundation that I can really get behind...or in front of.
May 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Based on all the white smoke that came out, I think our weed eater has elected a new pope.
April 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
🦋 Today is the first day of Spring, so treat yourself to an outdoor adventure....
Go skinny dipping in a bog. Indulge in a mushroom trip with some squirrels. Get engaged to a forest nymph. It's time to enjoy nature again! 🌳

#happyvernalequinox
#happyeaster
#happy420
April 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reposted by Stephanie Fenstermacher
Happy Easter
a cracked egg is sitting in front of the earth
Alt: Mork hatching from his space egg
media.tenor.com
April 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reposted by Stephanie Fenstermacher
The fact that Easter falls on 4/20 means that 2 very different demographics will be competing to buy up all the peeps.
April 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
-- I can't believe it's 2025 and I'm stressed about tariffs and measles... Might churn some butter later. Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions.
April 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@chris.dumb-industries.com Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great day. 🧁
April 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
April 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this: But drink some fcking water, you dehydrated noodle. 🩵

#PSAForToday
April 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Stop scrolling... It's my birthday. 😎
April 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"He's behind me, isn't he?".-Lucy

#Flynn
#babychaos
April 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
April 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Made me laugh.
March 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
March 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Great job, Greenland! ❤️
March 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
-- Every time I walk outside its a different season.

#daytimethoughts
March 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM