It's the goblin noises that get me every single time

Booooooo

trash takes

Well the sugar ray album with the song "Fly" didn't come out until 1997 so I at least bought one cassette in 97

The dangers of unnecessary parkour

including one of the dumbest wild card games of all time

I imagine a certain segment of people ~our age are nostalgic specifically for the Phantom Menace video game, which fucking ruled

"implementing systems across the organization" is some grade-A resume speak. That's how you gussy up sending office-wide emails that fridge cleanout is friday

Fitz spending half a quarter telling Kelenna about the "belly flops" from the jelly belly factory store

I've never needed snap or gov aid but every week I meet hundreds of good people who do. And to deny a single one of them help would be a stain on my soul that I couldn't live with

When people talk about welfare queens or ppl abusing snap benefits it absolutely sickens me. If somebody takes advantage of generosity, guess what, they probably needed it and you still tried to do the right thing. But if somebody asks for help and you hatefully refuse, you are scum to me

At my work we give out groceries every week and sometimes people roll up in a Lexus or whatever and ask for groceries. I know some people side eye them but like I don't know what they're going through that day and I just assume they need it

Great restraint in not using the frog bug crawling out of the girl's mouth

For all the far right commentary on alpha males, you know who probably gets consistently laid the most right now… millennial Dads that unload the dishwasher. The early 2000s college men that actually viewed their girlfriend as an equal member of society are some of the most stable marriages ever.