In the words of Doug Stanhope, I'm a Lions fan. Not the Detroit Lions, the ones that ate Christians.

L'chaim, y'all

So hey, Jack White was at the Detroit Lions game today playing a short set. I'm being told that this is because it's American Thanksgiving and there is a thing called "foot-ball" being played.

Now granted there's more snow up in the hills and whatnot, but dude. Come on.

Here is the result of all of the day's snow:

So as the barber is buzzing the back of the guys head, he asks if Mulletman has any big plans for the weekend. The reply is, "well, it's been snowing all day so it's time to get the Jeep out and go for a rip."

The barber replies "right on, that sounds like a blast" and there are chortles all around

they aren't all gonna be zingers, gang