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Steamed Lams, esq.
@steamedlams.bsky.social
Canadian
Husband
Dad
Atheist
Dirty Liberal
Massive underbite
Completely flat back of the head
Road trip enthusiast
Winnipeg Jets
Blue Bombers
Cubs
Dodgers
A's
Bayern
Swansea.
Steams a mean ham
Opinions are my own
I don't fuck with fascists
God damn, Night Country was great television.
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I miss Starter jackets
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm waiting for my kid tonget his haircut for graduation photos, so NATURALLY I'm eavesdropping on other people's conversations. There's one other dude getting his mullet trimmed. This is his story. (1/?)
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My son also lives on
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Somebody explain to me like I'm 6 why Social Distortion was ever popular
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
F: Mrs Howell
M: Mary-Anne
K: Ginger
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hard to believe its been 13 years since we all banded together to save the world from Kony
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Disney should do a live-action remake of The Black Hole
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social any chance we'll ever see Wesley Dodds in the DCU?
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Just saw a woman in a Jeep with a tire cover reading "Believe in yourself" blow through a four-way stop, so I'm glad to see someone actually walking the walk.
September 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Nobody will ever know you have a cut!
August 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
That elevator smelled like feces and White Diamonds
August 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Happy belated birthday to Mr Brian McGee, who turned 77 last Saturday
August 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Someone is setting off fireworks here in town, and for a second, I thought it was the anniversary of the Freedom Convoy
July 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
a discount pastry and scarf shop called Budget Bake and Muffler
July 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am not at all in favor of all of the ICE bullshit going on in the US right now, but the #90dayfiance producers have got to be salivating right now
July 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Something tells me that the Power Slap CTE protocol is just "LOL" written in red crayon on the back of an old Shoney's placemat #powerslap #concussionsforfunandprofit
July 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just having a quick sandwich for lunch
June 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Honeydew is the worst melon. I will not be taking questions at this time.
June 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Anybody heard from Kony lately?
June 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Fuckin' Donald Trump out here putting his middle initial in everything, thinks he's Yngwie Malmsteen or some shit
June 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Today is a really tough day for Zack Snyder fans. Let's keep them in our hearts and minds as they go through all of the insufferable emotions they're capable of during these difficult times. #superman #snydercut #thoughtsandprayers
May 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Bah gawd, that's Luis Antonio Tagle's music!
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"While we wait for the announcement of the new pope, let's go over to second stage where IDLES are about to begin their set"
May 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
New Pope Day 2025 has the same vibe as Glastonbury
May 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM