I am not 75, but I got rid of FB forever ago and deleted TikTok for the same reason as your mum. I'm on the verge of quitting IG too. It just makes me feel sick and weird to question reality so much.

Shylo is unhurt! If you are open to suggestions for other books that feature lesbians inconvenienced by a snow storm, I highly recommend Our Love Will Devour Us by RL Meza, I liked it much better.

Every take arguing with Michael about his speed limit take, and also every take defending Taylor Swift when Michael made fun of her new album lyrics (he is right and he should say these things)

And if I were really lucky they would show this on the news! "So much for the tolerant left." Tolerate my foot in your ass, how bout

It's not their fault that they're Like That :(

I appreciate your sacrifices but seriously guys, you're gonna hurt yourselves at this rate

Today I saw someone say that because scissors beats paper, the lesbians will save us all. No pressure, ladies, but that would be great.

The "omg you people can't do anything" tweet has done more for me than years of traditional therapy

Hey so the choice to present this information in this way is an indication that your soul is irrevocably rotten and that your credibility should never be trusted