@stealtoadboots.bsky.social
Wannabe cruciverbalist, former professional hater, curator of mid skeets
Sometimes people think I am mean because I affectionately call my cat Ugly Girl, but like
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sometimes people think I am mean because I affectionately call my cat Ugly Girl, but like
Is it animal abuse that my cat has Star Quality but I am too lazy to be a pet influencer
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is it animal abuse that my cat has Star Quality but I am too lazy to be a pet influencer
Super chill and normal shirt available for $9 and advertised to me on TikTok
October 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Super chill and normal shirt available for $9 and advertised to me on TikTok
It's super effective!
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's super effective!
I am proud of this risotto, but nobody cares, so now it goes on the internet
September 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I am proud of this risotto, but nobody cares, so now it goes on the internet
A massive hail storm passed through my area just as the votes finished coming in. Cool omen.
July 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A massive hail storm passed through my area just as the votes finished coming in. Cool omen.
Today's EZPass text scam has yoga teacher vibes
![A screen cap of a text that says "Warm reminder: To avoid the DMV suspending or revoking your driver's license, please pay your E-ZPass tolls in full and on time before March 31. 🤝Please complete: [link redacted] 🤝 now. Otherwise, additional surcharges or potential litigation will be incurred, and your driver's license will not be renewed. 🤝Have a pleasant journey. May every day of your life be filled with sunshine and happiness.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:see7j5ske7gnr7xcvd7pfu4h/bafkreia2ds5k2e63rw3bdndyqewqy5tiap2d3kqm57zbqaq2wxivji7l7m@jpeg)
March 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Today's EZPass text scam has yoga teacher vibes
My favorite photos of my cats are the worst ones
March 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My favorite photos of my cats are the worst ones
Rougarou has been toothless for years and she's so much happier and more comfortable than she was before the extractions
February 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Rougarou has been toothless for years and she's so much happier and more comfortable than she was before the extractions
Nothing matters, get your hands tattooed
January 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nothing matters, get your hands tattooed
This is the almighty tattoo money cat, repost to manifest tattoo money in 2025🌜🔮🪄🧿
January 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is the almighty tattoo money cat, repost to manifest tattoo money in 2025🌜🔮🪄🧿
Losing her tiny mind for track toy
January 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Losing her tiny mind for track toy