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Hi! It's #AprilFoolsDay so figured this was the perfect time to re-introduce ourselves. We're StealMyTesla.com.

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A totally real service which openly markets itself on the web that will steal your vehicle, bribe local officials, and file that claim so you can get cash for your Tesla.

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We've already got a headset so we may as well do this. See you Wed.

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We specialize in Buyer's Remorse and have several testimonials from satisfied customers who no longer need to feel burdened by Tesla ownership.

At Steal My Tesla we deal with acquisitions at a much smaller scale, but our insurance consulting and international shipping and logistics services have been thinking of ways to help with this glut of Tesla inventory.

We just need a cargo ship....

Elon keeps emailing us to move his unused product. That's not how this works, bro.

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