Sh*t Trump Could Say
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Proud dictador, billionaire, golfer, dad (of Ivanka only)
Cannot resist a good tariff
Cannot resist a good tariff
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others.” My late friend Groucho Marx told me.
September 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others.” My late friend Groucho Marx told me.
I know, I am a gentleman.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
September 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I know, I am a gentleman.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Kash, just arrest a Mexican looking fella and blame him. Or a transgender. Preferably both.
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Kash, just arrest a Mexican looking fella and blame him. Or a transgender. Preferably both.
We should all carry guns so that we can all express our political views in AMERICA.
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
We should all carry guns so that we can all express our political views in AMERICA.
The conclusion is obvious: we need more guns. We need to keep up with the demand.
September 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The conclusion is obvious: we need more guns. We need to keep up with the demand.
Thoughts and prayers. Until the next shooting, where we can have more thoughts and prayers.
September 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Thoughts and prayers. Until the next shooting, where we can have more thoughts and prayers.
It was a mistake, I meant to write: "This never would have happened if I was President"
September 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It was a mistake, I meant to write: "This never would have happened if I was President"
I explain: here we go again with this sentence - "This never would have happened if I was President".
September 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I explain: here we go again with this sentence - "This never would have happened if I was President".
Once a 6-year old said I was fat. He is now in jail. Nobody can offend me, my ego is smaller than a pea.
July 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Once a 6-year old said I was fat. He is now in jail. Nobody can offend me, my ego is smaller than a pea.
I was already convicted for sexual abuse once. Why would anyone think this would alienate my MAGA base? It is a CULT.
July 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I was already convicted for sexual abuse once. Why would anyone think this would alienate my MAGA base? It is a CULT.
I am such a genius. I am a pedophile, rapist, and do not care for pretty much anyone but me, and I get ELECTED POTUS.
July 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I am such a genius. I am a pedophile, rapist, and do not care for pretty much anyone but me, and I get ELECTED POTUS.
I do too. And it works.
July 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I do too. And it works.
Even if my name was released, do you really believe MAGA would abandon me? They would love me even more for my sins.
July 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Even if my name was released, do you really believe MAGA would abandon me? They would love me even more for my sins.
I am a gentleman like no other POTUS before me.
June 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I am a gentleman like no other POTUS before me.
What? You really thought otherwise?
June 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What? You really thought otherwise?
He was following me on instagram since 2014
June 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
He was following me on instagram since 2014
Only because my voters like it.
May 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Only because my voters like it.
IT IS AN HOAX BETWEEN TXINA AND THE YOURUPEANS
May 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
IT IS AN HOAX BETWEEN TXINA AND THE YOURUPEANS
It is my interest and the person around me is myself in the mirror.
May 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It is my interest and the person around me is myself in the mirror.
Putin loves to corrupt. I love to be corrupted. It is a WONDERFUL MATCH.
May 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Putin loves to corrupt. I love to be corrupted. It is a WONDERFUL MATCH.
Eheheh such an idiot. Total loser. No one likes him more than me, that's why I chose him.
May 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Eheheh such an idiot. Total loser. No one likes him more than me, that's why I chose him.
They are so afraid of me, you wouldn't believe it.
May 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
They are so afraid of me, you wouldn't believe it.
Lutnick looks like a high-rank mafioso from the 70's NYC crime scene.
April 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Lutnick looks like a high-rank mafioso from the 70's NYC crime scene.