Sh*t Trump Could Say
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Sh*t Trump Could Say
@stcs.bsky.social
Proud dictador, billionaire, golfer, dad (of Ivanka only)
Cannot resist a good tariff
Regarding what happened in Poland today, I would like to say the following:
"This never would have happened if I was President".
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
September 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Is this Epstein case really a surprise to anybody?
July 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I think the next Supreme Pontiff should pick my name. "Pope Donald I" would look fantastic, don't you think?
April 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO SELL!!! DJT
April 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
After Liberation Day, comes Bear Market Day. After that comes Inflation Day. And after that Stagflation Day. That's when I plan to bomb Iran, to change the breaking news.
April 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What did you think of my set up yesterday? People were talking too much of Tate brothers, Trump Gaza and airplane crashes.
March 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If a bomb would accidently explode in the Supreme Court, I know exactly the beautiful JUSTICES that I would pick. I would replace the current ones in no time.
February 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"IN TRUMP WE TRUST" will be the new US national motto.
Meanwhile, the american bald eagle will be replaced by the Siberian brown bear in every symbol.
If you oppose me, I will call Kash Patel and Pam Bondi.
February 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Under my AMAZING leadership, crooked immigrants stopped eating the dogs.
February 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My favourite African-American of ALL TIME? Elon.
Charlize Theron close second.
February 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Michael Jackson could not believe his eyes when I showed him the MOONWALK for the first time.
February 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Just joined Elon's bluesky. Great place, great people.
February 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM