Phil
stayperfectlyphil.bsky.social
Phil
@stayperfectlyphil.bsky.social
40’s, gay, Derby, still not 100% committed to curating yet another social media feed.
Poor Psyduck got neglected this year.
He spent 6 months as a dismembered torso on a shelf before I finally finished him this week.
He’s going to the same nephew who got the Snorlax last year.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Also, some assorted statues.
October 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Really enjoying the lighting at these Irish state apartments in Dublin Castle.
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Ok I’m going out, wish me luck.
October 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Feel a bit good about myself today, but only a bit, so picture only of my good side.
October 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This attractive clamshell design has 8 unlabelled sections, plenty for a week - it’s a ‘travel accessory’, perfect for young professionals on the move!
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m feeling pretty good for a Monday! #mcm
September 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Is there a ‘correct’ way to wear a flag as a cape? And is this it?
September 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
From the apple tree in my mum’s garden. She’ll have moved by next harvest, partly the tree’s fault, it’s a high maintenance garden. They taste wonderful, and I love how the blush spreads down and turns the flesh pink. I’ll miss them.
September 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m feeling great today. Off out visiting.
September 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Trophied with this sweet RB deck - 2 copies of Weapons Manufacturing and plenty of sac outlets! 7 people were sleeping at that table, cos I got that Mutinous Massacre 8th pick. #mtgarena
August 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Gorgeous sunny day. Bumped into my crush walking his dog in the park (we said hello to each other 😻) . Wish I’d had a shave and didn’t look such a scruff.
August 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My bubble tea from Tesco had cutie eyes, so I gave him a smile to match.
July 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Saw this beautiful nicobar pigeon at the zoo.
July 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
May 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🌸 went for a walk around the park in the sunshine ☀️, watched some blossom fall 🌸
April 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I just cast Stormscale Scion for storm count 5. My opponent had both a counterspell and a wrath in hand. It felt 🤩 🐲 #mtgarena #mtgtarkir
April 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Achievement unlocked! #mtgarena #mtg with my standard mono-U merfolk list.
I wasn’t trying to make it happen, but yeah I did put in a lot of creatures with flash.
March 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
February 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Went to a prerelease for the first time in years. Still got it - opened incredibly lucky went 3-0 without dropping a single game!
Sab-Sunen takes most of the credit: every time I cast her, the card was just unbeatable. #mtguk
February 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The star of the dinner table today was this gravy boat that my sister-in-law casually brought out. She does love a Dachshund.
December 25, 2024 at 5:19 PM
My Christmas cake isn’t winning any beauty contests. You’d think that making one every year I’d learn some finesse, but hey-ho.
December 22, 2024 at 1:35 PM
In this Vodafone ad, the guy says 2 lines.
He starts by addressing his wife on the other end of the phone line, but he’s holding it out in front of him, not speaking into it.
The second line he does speak into the phone, but he’s talking to his son stood next to him.
December 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Long coat and hoodie combo mostly felt warm, but also felt cute.
December 12, 2024 at 5:21 PM