Blue is, simply, the color of a Good Ole Smurf
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Blue is, simply, the color of a Good Ole Smurf
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my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !!
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !!
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
Saw Killing of a Sacred Deer and at the end the audience was very quiet until one lady said "Jesus fuckin Christ" loud enough for all to hear and we shared a hearty laugh
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Saw Killing of a Sacred Deer and at the end the audience was very quiet until one lady said "Jesus fuckin Christ" loud enough for all to hear and we shared a hearty laugh
Having group sex with Jak & Daxter >>>>>
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Having group sex with Jak & Daxter >>>>>
My mailman tries to come inside my house and kiss me like twice a week
December 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My mailman tries to come inside my house and kiss me like twice a week
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The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]
FYI: Green grasshoppers can make black goo
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September 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
FYI: Green grasshoppers can make black goo
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I'm friends with the local librarian so he hooks me up with the books that make people go crazy
September 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm friends with the local librarian so he hooks me up with the books that make people go crazy
A Dog's Journey and A Dodge Journey
September 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A Dog's Journey and A Dodge Journey
Wifey said that if I do three chores today she'll let me take a shower with body wash 😀
August 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wifey said that if I do three chores today she'll let me take a shower with body wash 😀
Drinking clear liquor with Daffy Duck and Lucy Liu
August 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Drinking clear liquor with Daffy Duck and Lucy Liu
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I Just Spent All My Money on a Boulder in the United States
August 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I Just Spent All My Money on a Boulder in the United States
Baby wearing sunglasses
Heavy knockers and fat asses
Stinky sticky smokeable grasses
👆 Things of interest 👆
Heavy knockers and fat asses
Stinky sticky smokeable grasses
👆 Things of interest 👆
August 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Baby wearing sunglasses
Heavy knockers and fat asses
Stinky sticky smokeable grasses
👆 Things of interest 👆
Heavy knockers and fat asses
Stinky sticky smokeable grasses
👆 Things of interest 👆
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いろんな国のビール。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
Beers from various countries.
translation:
Beers from various countries.
July 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
いろんな国のビール。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
Beers from various countries.
translation:
Beers from various countries.
When I'm having chips I always give one to the small version of Obama that lives with me, and one chip is more than enough to fill him up!
July 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When I'm having chips I always give one to the small version of Obama that lives with me, and one chip is more than enough to fill him up!
Lighting a large candle just below my "extra dry" curtains
July 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Lighting a large candle just below my "extra dry" curtains
Haven't stopped thinking about Gayle King saying "Blue is the color of a good ole smurf" a few days ago
July 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Haven't stopped thinking about Gayle King saying "Blue is the color of a good ole smurf" a few days ago
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lotta different ways to write a happy birthday confession letter to your pedophile best friend but "weird third-person dialogue typed in the shape of a nude woman" is by far the funniest
July 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
lotta different ways to write a happy birthday confession letter to your pedophile best friend but "weird third-person dialogue typed in the shape of a nude woman" is by far the funniest
My bodyguard sleeps in a twin bed next to my bed and his pajamas are just basketball shorts
July 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My bodyguard sleeps in a twin bed next to my bed and his pajamas are just basketball shorts
I get all of my news from The Woke MILF
July 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I get all of my news from The Woke MILF
If I eat candy before bed my dreams become too evocative 🙄 licorice shouldn't make me remember holding my grandma's hand
July 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If I eat candy before bed my dreams become too evocative 🙄 licorice shouldn't make me remember holding my grandma's hand
The local kids like to knock on my door and ask me questions about Homestar runner
July 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The local kids like to knock on my door and ask me questions about Homestar runner
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MRW I'm reading the Borrowers
July 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
MRW I'm reading the Borrowers