Helbjorn
@statuebreaker.bsky.social
Cat dad, Godzilla enthusiast, and viking culture and mythology fan. I also collect, paint, and customize figures!
I hope he goes to sleep permanently
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I hope he goes to sleep permanently
That Santa in the background is so surprised that he dropped his pants
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That Santa in the background is so surprised that he dropped his pants
Games not being finished when they're released
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Games not being finished when they're released
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microtransactions
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
microtransactions
I hate this timeline
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I hate this timeline
More like SOS Dumbass
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
More like SOS Dumbass
They express alarm and concern, yet continue to do fuck all
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
They express alarm and concern, yet continue to do fuck all
Step 1: bring back the guillotine
October 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Step 1: bring back the guillotine
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Fucking Nazi pigs
September 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fucking Nazi pigs
The emotional whiplash I got from seeing this was unreal. Probably the fastest I've ever gone from being hyped to disappointed.
September 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The emotional whiplash I got from seeing this was unreal. Probably the fastest I've ever gone from being hyped to disappointed.
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I like it.
This whole notion that we can't speak ill of the dead is insulting.
I will be damned if I'm going to speak kindly of someone I despised while they were living, just because they had the good grace to finally make the world a better place.
Can we not be an honest society?
This whole notion that we can't speak ill of the dead is insulting.
I will be damned if I'm going to speak kindly of someone I despised while they were living, just because they had the good grace to finally make the world a better place.
Can we not be an honest society?
September 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I like it.
This whole notion that we can't speak ill of the dead is insulting.
I will be damned if I'm going to speak kindly of someone I despised while they were living, just because they had the good grace to finally make the world a better place.
Can we not be an honest society?
This whole notion that we can't speak ill of the dead is insulting.
I will be damned if I'm going to speak kindly of someone I despised while they were living, just because they had the good grace to finally make the world a better place.
Can we not be an honest society?
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We can’t vote this shit out.
September 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We can’t vote this shit out.
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Nazis are gonna nazi
September 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nazis are gonna nazi
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I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.
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Fascists deserve to be afraid. They deserve to be victims of their hubris. They deserve to fall by the hands of those who they have terrorized and exploited.
Those who cause harm deserve the consequence to their actions. Your rights end where another's begin.
Those who cause harm deserve the consequence to their actions. Your rights end where another's begin.
September 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Fascists deserve to be afraid. They deserve to be victims of their hubris. They deserve to fall by the hands of those who they have terrorized and exploited.
Those who cause harm deserve the consequence to their actions. Your rights end where another's begin.
Those who cause harm deserve the consequence to their actions. Your rights end where another's begin.
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Fascism and authoritarianism creates extremism, violence, and desperation. Calling for nonviolence is like a call for thoughts and prayers. More needs to be done to reverse the course the United States is navigating and prevent further escalation.
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Fascism and authoritarianism creates extremism, violence, and desperation. Calling for nonviolence is like a call for thoughts and prayers. More needs to be done to reverse the course the United States is navigating and prevent further escalation.