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FPL hack of the season:
Not captaining Haaland?
Captain the forward playing Wolves. 🎯💀
It works.
Every. Single. Week.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Wolves
Not captaining Haaland?
Captain the forward playing Wolves. 🎯💀
It works.
Every. Single. Week.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Wolves
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
FPL hack of the season:
Not captaining Haaland?
Captain the forward playing Wolves. 🎯💀
It works.
Every. Single. Week.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Wolves
Not captaining Haaland?
Captain the forward playing Wolves. 🎯💀
It works.
Every. Single. Week.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Wolves
United look confident.
De Ligt looks class.
But don’t touch it.
We saw this last season:
4 elite weeks → sudden collapse → United again.
It’s not if.
It’s when. 💀
#StatrDraft #MUFC #PremierLeague
De Ligt looks class.
But don’t touch it.
We saw this last season:
4 elite weeks → sudden collapse → United again.
It’s not if.
It’s when. 💀
#StatrDraft #MUFC #PremierLeague
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
United look confident.
De Ligt looks class.
But don’t touch it.
We saw this last season:
4 elite weeks → sudden collapse → United again.
It’s not if.
It’s when. 💀
#StatrDraft #MUFC #PremierLeague
De Ligt looks class.
But don’t touch it.
We saw this last season:
4 elite weeks → sudden collapse → United again.
It’s not if.
It’s when. 💀
#StatrDraft #MUFC #PremierLeague
Villa’s form since the Fulham game:
3–1, 2–1, 2–1, 1–0, L2–0, 4–0.
Wins over City, Spurs (away), Burnley, Bournemouth.
Only loss = at Anfield.
The wheels are absolutely back on. 🔥
#StatrDraft #AVFC #PremierLeague #FPL
3–1, 2–1, 2–1, 1–0, L2–0, 4–0.
Wins over City, Spurs (away), Burnley, Bournemouth.
Only loss = at Anfield.
The wheels are absolutely back on. 🔥
#StatrDraft #AVFC #PremierLeague #FPL
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Villa’s form since the Fulham game:
3–1, 2–1, 2–1, 1–0, L2–0, 4–0.
Wins over City, Spurs (away), Burnley, Bournemouth.
Only loss = at Anfield.
The wheels are absolutely back on. 🔥
#StatrDraft #AVFC #PremierLeague #FPL
3–1, 2–1, 2–1, 1–0, L2–0, 4–0.
Wins over City, Spurs (away), Burnley, Bournemouth.
Only loss = at Anfield.
The wheels are absolutely back on. 🔥
#StatrDraft #AVFC #PremierLeague #FPL
Casemiro’s not 28 anymore — and that’s fine.
Give United 60 elite minutes.
Come off before the legs go.
It’s working.
When he’s on, they’re solid.
When he comes off, it falls apart.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #MUFC #FPL
Give United 60 elite minutes.
Come off before the legs go.
It’s working.
When he’s on, they’re solid.
When he comes off, it falls apart.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #MUFC #FPL
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Casemiro’s not 28 anymore — and that’s fine.
Give United 60 elite minutes.
Come off before the legs go.
It’s working.
When he’s on, they’re solid.
When he comes off, it falls apart.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #MUFC #FPL
Give United 60 elite minutes.
Come off before the legs go.
It’s working.
When he’s on, they’re solid.
When he comes off, it falls apart.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #MUFC #FPL
Everton’s top-scoring XI this season?
A literal 5-5-0. Their forwards aren’t doing the job — at all.
United away, slightly resurgent, and Everton toothless…
Feels like a grim 1–0 United win.
BUT when Casemiro goes off late, United wobble.
BTTS isn’t mad.
#Everton #MUFC #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
A literal 5-5-0. Their forwards aren’t doing the job — at all.
United away, slightly resurgent, and Everton toothless…
Feels like a grim 1–0 United win.
BUT when Casemiro goes off late, United wobble.
BTTS isn’t mad.
#Everton #MUFC #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Everton’s top-scoring XI this season?
A literal 5-5-0. Their forwards aren’t doing the job — at all.
United away, slightly resurgent, and Everton toothless…
Feels like a grim 1–0 United win.
BUT when Casemiro goes off late, United wobble.
BTTS isn’t mad.
#Everton #MUFC #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
A literal 5-5-0. Their forwards aren’t doing the job — at all.
United away, slightly resurgent, and Everton toothless…
Feels like a grim 1–0 United win.
BUT when Casemiro goes off late, United wobble.
BTTS isn’t mad.
#Everton #MUFC #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
Unai Emery is the best tier-two manager on the planet.
Europa League monster. Problem → solution merchant.
Villa will go deep in Europe this year.
Not flashy like Iraola’s Bournemouth but organised, ruthless and smart.
People aren’t talking about Villa.
They should be.
#AVFC #Emery #PremierLeague
Europa League monster. Problem → solution merchant.
Villa will go deep in Europe this year.
Not flashy like Iraola’s Bournemouth but organised, ruthless and smart.
People aren’t talking about Villa.
They should be.
#AVFC #Emery #PremierLeague
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Unai Emery is the best tier-two manager on the planet.
Europa League monster. Problem → solution merchant.
Villa will go deep in Europe this year.
Not flashy like Iraola’s Bournemouth but organised, ruthless and smart.
People aren’t talking about Villa.
They should be.
#AVFC #Emery #PremierLeague
Europa League monster. Problem → solution merchant.
Villa will go deep in Europe this year.
Not flashy like Iraola’s Bournemouth but organised, ruthless and smart.
People aren’t talking about Villa.
They should be.
#AVFC #Emery #PremierLeague
United scored 40–44 goals last year.
Their new forwards scored 48 between them.
Problem solved.
GK sorted too — Lammens looks chill.
What’s left?
Midfield.
Left wing-back.
Early Klopp energy — fix the holes and they’ll be a proper team again.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #MUFC #FPL
Their new forwards scored 48 between them.
Problem solved.
GK sorted too — Lammens looks chill.
What’s left?
Midfield.
Left wing-back.
Early Klopp energy — fix the holes and they’ll be a proper team again.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #MUFC #FPL
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
United scored 40–44 goals last year.
Their new forwards scored 48 between them.
Problem solved.
GK sorted too — Lammens looks chill.
What’s left?
Midfield.
Left wing-back.
Early Klopp energy — fix the holes and they’ll be a proper team again.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #MUFC #FPL
Their new forwards scored 48 between them.
Problem solved.
GK sorted too — Lammens looks chill.
What’s left?
Midfield.
Left wing-back.
Early Klopp energy — fix the holes and they’ll be a proper team again.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #MUFC #FPL
Selling Nicolas Jackson looks like a bad idea now.
Chelsea have no senior striker.
Delap’s talented but way too green to lead the line alone.
Jackson wasn’t perfect — but he was experienced.
Now Delap’s isolated up front.
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #CFC #PremierLeague
Chelsea have no senior striker.
Delap’s talented but way too green to lead the line alone.
Jackson wasn’t perfect — but he was experienced.
Now Delap’s isolated up front.
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #CFC #PremierLeague
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Selling Nicolas Jackson looks like a bad idea now.
Chelsea have no senior striker.
Delap’s talented but way too green to lead the line alone.
Jackson wasn’t perfect — but he was experienced.
Now Delap’s isolated up front.
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #CFC #PremierLeague
Chelsea have no senior striker.
Delap’s talented but way too green to lead the line alone.
Jackson wasn’t perfect — but he was experienced.
Now Delap’s isolated up front.
#StatrDraft #Chelsea #CFC #PremierLeague
United give early Klopp vibes — clear plan, clear holes.
But when Casemiro goes off at 60 mins, the goals start coming.
Sesko’s struggling too.
Clean through last week and Van de Ven just nuked him.
United need a real 9.
#StatrDraft #MUFC #Sesko #Casemiro #Spurs
But when Casemiro goes off at 60 mins, the goals start coming.
Sesko’s struggling too.
Clean through last week and Van de Ven just nuked him.
United need a real 9.
#StatrDraft #MUFC #Sesko #Casemiro #Spurs
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
United give early Klopp vibes — clear plan, clear holes.
But when Casemiro goes off at 60 mins, the goals start coming.
Sesko’s struggling too.
Clean through last week and Van de Ven just nuked him.
United need a real 9.
#StatrDraft #MUFC #Sesko #Casemiro #Spurs
But when Casemiro goes off at 60 mins, the goals start coming.
Sesko’s struggling too.
Clean through last week and Van de Ven just nuked him.
United need a real 9.
#StatrDraft #MUFC #Sesko #Casemiro #Spurs
Four reds already.
Three straight reds.
Before Halloween.
Chelsea don’t have a defensive issue —
they have a discipline issue.
Maresca’s booked, sent off, screaming at refs…
and the squad copy the energy.
One decision goes against them and it’s full Broadway.
#CFC #StatrDraft #PremierLeague
Three straight reds.
Before Halloween.
Chelsea don’t have a defensive issue —
they have a discipline issue.
Maresca’s booked, sent off, screaming at refs…
and the squad copy the energy.
One decision goes against them and it’s full Broadway.
#CFC #StatrDraft #PremierLeague
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Four reds already.
Three straight reds.
Before Halloween.
Chelsea don’t have a defensive issue —
they have a discipline issue.
Maresca’s booked, sent off, screaming at refs…
and the squad copy the energy.
One decision goes against them and it’s full Broadway.
#CFC #StatrDraft #PremierLeague
Three straight reds.
Before Halloween.
Chelsea don’t have a defensive issue —
they have a discipline issue.
Maresca’s booked, sent off, screaming at refs…
and the squad copy the energy.
One decision goes against them and it’s full Broadway.
#CFC #StatrDraft #PremierLeague
City look ominous.
And it wasn’t just Haaland scoring — others are waking up.
They haven’t even hit their usual 10–12 game winning streak yet.
Arsenal with a Pep team breathing down their neck?
Good luck. 😬
#StatrDraft #MCFC #Arsenal #PremierLeague
And it wasn’t just Haaland scoring — others are waking up.
They haven’t even hit their usual 10–12 game winning streak yet.
Arsenal with a Pep team breathing down their neck?
Good luck. 😬
#StatrDraft #MCFC #Arsenal #PremierLeague
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
City look ominous.
And it wasn’t just Haaland scoring — others are waking up.
They haven’t even hit their usual 10–12 game winning streak yet.
Arsenal with a Pep team breathing down their neck?
Good luck. 😬
#StatrDraft #MCFC #Arsenal #PremierLeague
And it wasn’t just Haaland scoring — others are waking up.
They haven’t even hit their usual 10–12 game winning streak yet.
Arsenal with a Pep team breathing down their neck?
Good luck. 😬
#StatrDraft #MCFC #Arsenal #PremierLeague
United: 20 goals conceded.
With Casemiro on the pitch?
Five.
He only plays 60 mins.
Take him off… the whole structure dies.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #MUFC #Casemiro #FPL
With Casemiro on the pitch?
Five.
He only plays 60 mins.
Take him off… the whole structure dies.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #MUFC #Casemiro #FPL
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
United: 20 goals conceded.
With Casemiro on the pitch?
Five.
He only plays 60 mins.
Take him off… the whole structure dies.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #MUFC #Casemiro #FPL
With Casemiro on the pitch?
Five.
He only plays 60 mins.
Take him off… the whole structure dies.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #MUFC #Casemiro #FPL
Harry Redknapp walked into a dressing room and said:
“Here’s what I’ve got — let’s make it work.”
Unai Emery is the modern version of that.
No fixed style.
Just elite management.
Players LOVE him.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #Emery #AstonVilla #AVFC
“Here’s what I’ve got — let’s make it work.”
Unai Emery is the modern version of that.
No fixed style.
Just elite management.
Players LOVE him.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #Emery #AstonVilla #AVFC
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Harry Redknapp walked into a dressing room and said:
“Here’s what I’ve got — let’s make it work.”
Unai Emery is the modern version of that.
No fixed style.
Just elite management.
Players LOVE him.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #Emery #AstonVilla #AVFC
“Here’s what I’ve got — let’s make it work.”
Unai Emery is the modern version of that.
No fixed style.
Just elite management.
Players LOVE him.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #Emery #AstonVilla #AVFC
Heartbreaking stat:
Chelsea are the only team with
– 2 defenders in the top 20
– 2 mids in the top 20
– 2 forwards in the top 20
2 in the Team of the Year.
Most balanced fantasy squad in the league.
People are sleeping on them.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #CFC #FPL
Chelsea are the only team with
– 2 defenders in the top 20
– 2 mids in the top 20
– 2 forwards in the top 20
2 in the Team of the Year.
Most balanced fantasy squad in the league.
People are sleeping on them.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #CFC #FPL
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Heartbreaking stat:
Chelsea are the only team with
– 2 defenders in the top 20
– 2 mids in the top 20
– 2 forwards in the top 20
2 in the Team of the Year.
Most balanced fantasy squad in the league.
People are sleeping on them.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #CFC #FPL
Chelsea are the only team with
– 2 defenders in the top 20
– 2 mids in the top 20
– 2 forwards in the top 20
2 in the Team of the Year.
Most balanced fantasy squad in the league.
People are sleeping on them.
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #CFC #FPL
Watkins is getting all the ball.
Crosses, passes, service for days…
But shots on target?
He’s a third as accurate as Rogers and level with McGinn.
Not ideal for your “main striker.” 😬
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FPL #Watkins #AstonVilla
Crosses, passes, service for days…
But shots on target?
He’s a third as accurate as Rogers and level with McGinn.
Not ideal for your “main striker.” 😬
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FPL #Watkins #AstonVilla
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Watkins is getting all the ball.
Crosses, passes, service for days…
But shots on target?
He’s a third as accurate as Rogers and level with McGinn.
Not ideal for your “main striker.” 😬
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FPL #Watkins #AstonVilla
Crosses, passes, service for days…
But shots on target?
He’s a third as accurate as Rogers and level with McGinn.
Not ideal for your “main striker.” 😬
#StatrDraft #PremierLeague #FPL #Watkins #AstonVilla
Reigning champions. Half a billion spent.
If Slot hits Christmas behind United, Spurs or Villa,
is he still in the job?
Honestly… I don’t think so.
Yeah, 5th–9th is tight, but optics matter.
Champions don’t sit mid-table.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #LFC #FPL #Liverpool
If Slot hits Christmas behind United, Spurs or Villa,
is he still in the job?
Honestly… I don’t think so.
Yeah, 5th–9th is tight, but optics matter.
Champions don’t sit mid-table.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #LFC #FPL #Liverpool
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reigning champions. Half a billion spent.
If Slot hits Christmas behind United, Spurs or Villa,
is he still in the job?
Honestly… I don’t think so.
Yeah, 5th–9th is tight, but optics matter.
Champions don’t sit mid-table.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #LFC #FPL #Liverpool
If Slot hits Christmas behind United, Spurs or Villa,
is he still in the job?
Honestly… I don’t think so.
Yeah, 5th–9th is tight, but optics matter.
Champions don’t sit mid-table.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #LFC #FPL #Liverpool
Van Dijk’s brilliant.
But world-class?
He’s not in the Maldini, Cannavaro, tier. Nobody is..
Those lads defined defending.He’s just been very, very, very good at it.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #VanDijk #LFC #FPL
But world-class?
He’s not in the Maldini, Cannavaro, tier. Nobody is..
Those lads defined defending.He’s just been very, very, very good at it.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #VanDijk #LFC #FPL
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Van Dijk’s brilliant.
But world-class?
He’s not in the Maldini, Cannavaro, tier. Nobody is..
Those lads defined defending.He’s just been very, very, very good at it.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #VanDijk #LFC #FPL
But world-class?
He’s not in the Maldini, Cannavaro, tier. Nobody is..
Those lads defined defending.He’s just been very, very, very good at it.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #VanDijk #LFC #FPL
Haaland’s scored 13 goals.
Arsenal, as a team, have 17. 🤯
That’s four more than one lad.
But if Haaland goes down injured…
Marmoush steps up?
Is he even a striker?! 👀
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Haaland #MCFC #Arsenal
Arsenal, as a team, have 17. 🤯
That’s four more than one lad.
But if Haaland goes down injured…
Marmoush steps up?
Is he even a striker?! 👀
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Haaland #MCFC #Arsenal
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Haaland’s scored 13 goals.
Arsenal, as a team, have 17. 🤯
That’s four more than one lad.
But if Haaland goes down injured…
Marmoush steps up?
Is he even a striker?! 👀
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Haaland #MCFC #Arsenal
Arsenal, as a team, have 17. 🤯
That’s four more than one lad.
But if Haaland goes down injured…
Marmoush steps up?
Is he even a striker?! 👀
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Haaland #MCFC #Arsenal
It’s not tactics — it’s an Isak hole.
Isak + Jacob Murphy = most on-field combos in the league last year.
Murphy’s kept Elanga out.
Now Woltemade comes in — massive lad.
Newcastle? Land of the Giants. 💪😂
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #NUFC #Isak #Woltemade
Isak + Jacob Murphy = most on-field combos in the league last year.
Murphy’s kept Elanga out.
Now Woltemade comes in — massive lad.
Newcastle? Land of the Giants. 💪😂
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #NUFC #Isak #Woltemade
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It’s not tactics — it’s an Isak hole.
Isak + Jacob Murphy = most on-field combos in the league last year.
Murphy’s kept Elanga out.
Now Woltemade comes in — massive lad.
Newcastle? Land of the Giants. 💪😂
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #NUFC #Isak #Woltemade
Isak + Jacob Murphy = most on-field combos in the league last year.
Murphy’s kept Elanga out.
Now Woltemade comes in — massive lad.
Newcastle? Land of the Giants. 💪😂
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #NUFC #Isak #Woltemade
Pep’s changed everything.
No more tiki-taka.
No more midfield obsession.
He’s gone full mad scientist —
launch it, fight for it, score anyway. ⚙️
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #PepGuardiola #MCFC #Tactics
No more tiki-taka.
No more midfield obsession.
He’s gone full mad scientist —
launch it, fight for it, score anyway. ⚙️
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #PepGuardiola #MCFC #Tactics
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Pep’s changed everything.
No more tiki-taka.
No more midfield obsession.
He’s gone full mad scientist —
launch it, fight for it, score anyway. ⚙️
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #PepGuardiola #MCFC #Tactics
No more tiki-taka.
No more midfield obsession.
He’s gone full mad scientist —
launch it, fight for it, score anyway. ⚙️
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #PepGuardiola #MCFC #Tactics
Haaland is City’s machine.
Is it the Ronaldo aura effect —
feed the big man or bust?
Everyone else at City has one goal.
He’s got 13.
You build around that. 💥
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #MCFC #Haaland #PepGuardiola
Is it the Ronaldo aura effect —
feed the big man or bust?
Everyone else at City has one goal.
He’s got 13.
You build around that. 💥
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #MCFC #Haaland #PepGuardiola
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Haaland is City’s machine.
Is it the Ronaldo aura effect —
feed the big man or bust?
Everyone else at City has one goal.
He’s got 13.
You build around that. 💥
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #MCFC #Haaland #PepGuardiola
Is it the Ronaldo aura effect —
feed the big man or bust?
Everyone else at City has one goal.
He’s got 13.
You build around that. 💥
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #MCFC #Haaland #PepGuardiola
Wolves since losing Aït-Nouri & Cunha:
7 scored. 22 conceded.
Lowest xG in the league. 💀
They can’t score. They can’t defend.
And no manager’s saving that.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Wolves
7 scored. 22 conceded.
Lowest xG in the league. 💀
They can’t score. They can’t defend.
And no manager’s saving that.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Wolves
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Wolves since losing Aït-Nouri & Cunha:
7 scored. 22 conceded.
Lowest xG in the league. 💀
They can’t score. They can’t defend.
And no manager’s saving that.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Wolves
7 scored. 22 conceded.
Lowest xG in the league. 💀
They can’t score. They can’t defend.
And no manager’s saving that.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Wolves
Pep roulette again:
Reijnders? Cherki? Foden? Doku? Who’s up top today? 🎲
Here’s your reminder — when Haaland was out,
Foden played as a 9 and hit a hat-trick. 💥
Haaland fit = Foden gold.
Haaland out = Foden platinum. 💎
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Foden #MCFC
Reijnders? Cherki? Foden? Doku? Who’s up top today? 🎲
Here’s your reminder — when Haaland was out,
Foden played as a 9 and hit a hat-trick. 💥
Haaland fit = Foden gold.
Haaland out = Foden platinum. 💎
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Foden #MCFC
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Pep roulette again:
Reijnders? Cherki? Foden? Doku? Who’s up top today? 🎲
Here’s your reminder — when Haaland was out,
Foden played as a 9 and hit a hat-trick. 💥
Haaland fit = Foden gold.
Haaland out = Foden platinum. 💎
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Foden #MCFC
Reijnders? Cherki? Foden? Doku? Who’s up top today? 🎲
Here’s your reminder — when Haaland was out,
Foden played as a 9 and hit a hat-trick. 💥
Haaland fit = Foden gold.
Haaland out = Foden platinum. 💎
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Foden #MCFC
Arsenal fans, we need a chat. 💬
Arteta’s spent a billion quid.
You’re not bargain hunting.
Every year:
look dangerous ➡️ fall off a cliff.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Arsenal #Arteta
Arteta’s spent a billion quid.
You’re not bargain hunting.
Every year:
look dangerous ➡️ fall off a cliff.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Arsenal #Arteta
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Arsenal fans, we need a chat. 💬
Arteta’s spent a billion quid.
You’re not bargain hunting.
Every year:
look dangerous ➡️ fall off a cliff.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Arsenal #Arteta
Arteta’s spent a billion quid.
You’re not bargain hunting.
Every year:
look dangerous ➡️ fall off a cliff.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #FPL #Arsenal #Arteta
City: 20 goals this season.
Haaland: 13 of them. 🎃
13 by Halloween — more than Fulham’s whole team. 💀
We’re calling it the Jonah Lomu effect.
One man flattening defences for fun.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #Haaland #MCFC #FPL
Haaland: 13 of them. 🎃
13 by Halloween — more than Fulham’s whole team. 💀
We’re calling it the Jonah Lomu effect.
One man flattening defences for fun.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #Haaland #MCFC #FPL
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
City: 20 goals this season.
Haaland: 13 of them. 🎃
13 by Halloween — more than Fulham’s whole team. 💀
We’re calling it the Jonah Lomu effect.
One man flattening defences for fun.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #Haaland #MCFC #FPL
Haaland: 13 of them. 🎃
13 by Halloween — more than Fulham’s whole team. 💀
We’re calling it the Jonah Lomu effect.
One man flattening defences for fun.
#PremierLeague #StatrDraft #Haaland #MCFC #FPL