StatrDraft
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Fantasy Football as it should be! FPL but better...
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Own the draft. Own the league. Play the Statr way!
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Transfer truth 💣
Marc Guehi isn’t just a defender.
He’s a captain waiting to happen.
Liverpool missing him?
That’s the one that hurts.
#FootballTok #PremierLeague
Marc Guehi isn’t just a defender.
He’s a captain waiting to happen.
Liverpool missing him?
That’s the one that hurts.
#FootballTok #PremierLeague
January 17, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Transfer truth 💣
Marc Guehi isn’t just a defender.
He’s a captain waiting to happen.
Liverpool missing him?
That’s the one that hurts.
#FootballTok #PremierLeague
Marc Guehi isn’t just a defender.
He’s a captain waiting to happen.
Liverpool missing him?
That’s the one that hurts.
#FootballTok #PremierLeague
Think like a player 🧠
City have injuries.
City need defenders.
You get minutes.
You lock the World Cup spot.
Marc Guehi to City?
Yeah… makes total sense.
#FootballTok #TransferTalk
City have injuries.
City need defenders.
You get minutes.
You lock the World Cup spot.
Marc Guehi to City?
Yeah… makes total sense.
#FootballTok #TransferTalk
January 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Think like a player 🧠
City have injuries.
City need defenders.
You get minutes.
You lock the World Cup spot.
Marc Guehi to City?
Yeah… makes total sense.
#FootballTok #TransferTalk
City have injuries.
City need defenders.
You get minutes.
You lock the World Cup spot.
Marc Guehi to City?
Yeah… makes total sense.
#FootballTok #TransferTalk
Manchester derby cheat code 🔓
Foden = inevitable
Semenyo = chaos merchant
Pick wisely 😈
#FootballTok #FantasyFootball
Foden = inevitable
Semenyo = chaos merchant
Pick wisely 😈
#FootballTok #FantasyFootball
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Manchester derby cheat code 🔓
Foden = inevitable
Semenyo = chaos merchant
Pick wisely 😈
#FootballTok #FantasyFootball
Foden = inevitable
Semenyo = chaos merchant
Pick wisely 😈
#FootballTok #FantasyFootball
Spurs needed bite.
They got Gallagher.
Pressing. Shithousing. Energy.
Exactly what they were missing.
Loan to Villa ❌
Permanent to Spurs ✅
#Spurs #TransferTalk #Football
They got Gallagher.
Pressing. Shithousing. Energy.
Exactly what they were missing.
Loan to Villa ❌
Permanent to Spurs ✅
#Spurs #TransferTalk #Football
January 16, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Spurs needed bite.
They got Gallagher.
Pressing. Shithousing. Energy.
Exactly what they were missing.
Loan to Villa ❌
Permanent to Spurs ✅
#Spurs #TransferTalk #Football
They got Gallagher.
Pressing. Shithousing. Energy.
Exactly what they were missing.
Loan to Villa ❌
Permanent to Spurs ✅
#Spurs #TransferTalk #Football
City sign Marc Guehi and this happens fast:
• Gvardiol ➡️ LB
• Dias + Guehi ➡️ CB
• Stones ➡️ rotation
• Aké ➡️ gone
Efficient. Inevitable. Terrifying.
#MCFC #Transfers #PL
• Gvardiol ➡️ LB
• Dias + Guehi ➡️ CB
• Stones ➡️ rotation
• Aké ➡️ gone
Efficient. Inevitable. Terrifying.
#MCFC #Transfers #PL
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
City sign Marc Guehi and this happens fast:
• Gvardiol ➡️ LB
• Dias + Guehi ➡️ CB
• Stones ➡️ rotation
• Aké ➡️ gone
Efficient. Inevitable. Terrifying.
#MCFC #Transfers #PL
• Gvardiol ➡️ LB
• Dias + Guehi ➡️ CB
• Stones ➡️ rotation
• Aké ➡️ gone
Efficient. Inevitable. Terrifying.
#MCFC #Transfers #PL
Gallagher to Spurs just works.
Palhinha breaks.
Gallagher shuttles.
Someone finally passes forward.
Just over £50m for a midfield axis.
Cheaper than one bad idea elsewhere.
#THFC #Transfers #PremierLeague
Palhinha breaks.
Gallagher shuttles.
Someone finally passes forward.
Just over £50m for a midfield axis.
Cheaper than one bad idea elsewhere.
#THFC #Transfers #PremierLeague
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Gallagher to Spurs just works.
Palhinha breaks.
Gallagher shuttles.
Someone finally passes forward.
Just over £50m for a midfield axis.
Cheaper than one bad idea elsewhere.
#THFC #Transfers #PremierLeague
Palhinha breaks.
Gallagher shuttles.
Someone finally passes forward.
Just over £50m for a midfield axis.
Cheaper than one bad idea elsewhere.
#THFC #Transfers #PremierLeague
Player quality has never been higher.
Product has… dipped a bit.
But here’s the thing:
The worst player in Arsenal’s squad still starts for 10 PL teams.
That’s the league now.
#PremierLeague #EPL #StatrDraft
Product has… dipped a bit.
But here’s the thing:
The worst player in Arsenal’s squad still starts for 10 PL teams.
That’s the league now.
#PremierLeague #EPL #StatrDraft
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Player quality has never been higher.
Product has… dipped a bit.
But here’s the thing:
The worst player in Arsenal’s squad still starts for 10 PL teams.
That’s the league now.
#PremierLeague #EPL #StatrDraft
Product has… dipped a bit.
But here’s the thing:
The worst player in Arsenal’s squad still starts for 10 PL teams.
That’s the league now.
#PremierLeague #EPL #StatrDraft
Why DCL still won’t get the England call 👇
❌ Can’t play wide
❌ Can’t rotate roles
✅ Can score
International football is chess, not checkers ♟️
#FantasyFootball #PremierLeague #EnglandSquad #StatrDraft
❌ Can’t play wide
❌ Can’t rotate roles
✅ Can score
International football is chess, not checkers ♟️
#FantasyFootball #PremierLeague #EnglandSquad #StatrDraft
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Why DCL still won’t get the England call 👇
❌ Can’t play wide
❌ Can’t rotate roles
✅ Can score
International football is chess, not checkers ♟️
#FantasyFootball #PremierLeague #EnglandSquad #StatrDraft
❌ Can’t play wide
❌ Can’t rotate roles
✅ Can score
International football is chess, not checkers ♟️
#FantasyFootball #PremierLeague #EnglandSquad #StatrDraft
Managers don’t get projects at Champions League clubs.
They get:
✔️ Results
✔️ Top four
✔️ Silverware
Miss that and you’re gone.
Tick. Tock. ⏰
#FootballTok #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
They get:
✔️ Results
✔️ Top four
✔️ Silverware
Miss that and you’re gone.
Tick. Tock. ⏰
#FootballTok #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Managers don’t get projects at Champions League clubs.
They get:
✔️ Results
✔️ Top four
✔️ Silverware
Miss that and you’re gone.
Tick. Tock. ⏰
#FootballTok #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
They get:
✔️ Results
✔️ Top four
✔️ Silverware
Miss that and you’re gone.
Tick. Tock. ⏰
#FootballTok #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
You hear “this manager needs time”
📉 Checks data
📉 Checks results
Yeah… nah.Same problems. Different hoodie.
#FootballTok #ManUnited #StatrDraft
📉 Checks data
📉 Checks results
Yeah… nah.Same problems. Different hoodie.
#FootballTok #ManUnited #StatrDraft
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 AM
You hear “this manager needs time”
📉 Checks data
📉 Checks results
Yeah… nah.Same problems. Different hoodie.
#FootballTok #ManUnited #StatrDraft
📉 Checks data
📉 Checks results
Yeah… nah.Same problems. Different hoodie.
#FootballTok #ManUnited #StatrDraft
Amorim’s United record:
19 losses in 47 games
Same goals conceded as Van Gaal…
…who needed 76 games to do it.
Worst defensive manager United have had.
#MUFC #PremierLeague #Statr
19 losses in 47 games
Same goals conceded as Van Gaal…
…who needed 76 games to do it.
Worst defensive manager United have had.
#MUFC #PremierLeague #Statr
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Amorim’s United record:
19 losses in 47 games
Same goals conceded as Van Gaal…
…who needed 76 games to do it.
Worst defensive manager United have had.
#MUFC #PremierLeague #Statr
19 losses in 47 games
Same goals conceded as Van Gaal…
…who needed 76 games to do it.
Worst defensive manager United have had.
#MUFC #PremierLeague #Statr
United fans in August:
“Top 6? Take it.”
United fans in December:
“Why is Amorim saying this 😡”
Fast forward 5 years:
“He was right… wasn’t he?”
Same script. Different manager.
#ManUnited #FootballTruth #StatrDraft
“Top 6? Take it.”
United fans in December:
“Why is Amorim saying this 😡”
Fast forward 5 years:
“He was right… wasn’t he?”
Same script. Different manager.
#ManUnited #FootballTruth #StatrDraft
January 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
United fans in August:
“Top 6? Take it.”
United fans in December:
“Why is Amorim saying this 😡”
Fast forward 5 years:
“He was right… wasn’t he?”
Same script. Different manager.
#ManUnited #FootballTruth #StatrDraft
“Top 6? Take it.”
United fans in December:
“Why is Amorim saying this 😡”
Fast forward 5 years:
“He was right… wasn’t he?”
Same script. Different manager.
#ManUnited #FootballTruth #StatrDraft
Chelsea board meetings:
Manager: “Give me this or I’m gone.”
Board: “👍”
They sack for fun.
#FootballTok #ChelseaFC #Statr
Manager: “Give me this or I’m gone.”
Board: “👍”
They sack for fun.
#FootballTok #ChelseaFC #Statr
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Chelsea board meetings:
Manager: “Give me this or I’m gone.”
Board: “👍”
They sack for fun.
#FootballTok #ChelseaFC #Statr
Manager: “Give me this or I’m gone.”
Board: “👍”
They sack for fun.
#FootballTok #ChelseaFC #Statr
🎧 This week’s StatrCast:
– GW21 Team of the Week
– Transfer Window Watch: Gallagher, Guehi, Semenyo 👀
– Our first real Statr League
– GW22 preview featuring the Manchester Derby
Massive ep. Listen now. buff.ly/oO1HBTx
#FPL #FantasyFootball #GW22 #Transfers #Gallagher #ManUnited #ManCity #FPLTips
– GW21 Team of the Week
– Transfer Window Watch: Gallagher, Guehi, Semenyo 👀
– Our first real Statr League
– GW22 preview featuring the Manchester Derby
Massive ep. Listen now. buff.ly/oO1HBTx
#FPL #FantasyFootball #GW22 #Transfers #Gallagher #ManUnited #ManCity #FPLTips
GW22 Incoming: Transfers, Manchester Derby & Fantasy Drama
The StatrCast - StatrDraft Fantasy Football · Episode
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January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
🎧 This week’s StatrCast:
– GW21 Team of the Week
– Transfer Window Watch: Gallagher, Guehi, Semenyo 👀
– Our first real Statr League
– GW22 preview featuring the Manchester Derby
Massive ep. Listen now. buff.ly/oO1HBTx
#FPL #FantasyFootball #GW22 #Transfers #Gallagher #ManUnited #ManCity #FPLTips
– GW21 Team of the Week
– Transfer Window Watch: Gallagher, Guehi, Semenyo 👀
– Our first real Statr League
– GW22 preview featuring the Manchester Derby
Massive ep. Listen now. buff.ly/oO1HBTx
#FPL #FantasyFootball #GW22 #Transfers #Gallagher #ManUnited #ManCity #FPLTips
Did Maresca jump or was he pushed?
Both.
At Chelsea you’re not the manager — you’re the coach.
Transfers? Not your call.
Medical decisions? Not your call.
#ChelseaFC #PremierLeague #Statr
Both.
At Chelsea you’re not the manager — you’re the coach.
Transfers? Not your call.
Medical decisions? Not your call.
#ChelseaFC #PremierLeague #Statr
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Did Maresca jump or was he pushed?
Both.
At Chelsea you’re not the manager — you’re the coach.
Transfers? Not your call.
Medical decisions? Not your call.
#ChelseaFC #PremierLeague #Statr
Both.
At Chelsea you’re not the manager — you’re the coach.
Transfers? Not your call.
Medical decisions? Not your call.
#ChelseaFC #PremierLeague #Statr
Villa roll Palace.
But it’s never the same hero twice.
Cash. Watkins. McGinn. Rogers.
Wheel spins every week.
This spin lands on:
CAPTAIN MORGAN 🏴☠️
#FPL #DraftFantasy #AVFC #Statr
But it’s never the same hero twice.
Cash. Watkins. McGinn. Rogers.
Wheel spins every week.
This spin lands on:
CAPTAIN MORGAN 🏴☠️
#FPL #DraftFantasy #AVFC #Statr
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Villa roll Palace.
But it’s never the same hero twice.
Cash. Watkins. McGinn. Rogers.
Wheel spins every week.
This spin lands on:
CAPTAIN MORGAN 🏴☠️
#FPL #DraftFantasy #AVFC #Statr
But it’s never the same hero twice.
Cash. Watkins. McGinn. Rogers.
Wheel spins every week.
This spin lands on:
CAPTAIN MORGAN 🏴☠️
#FPL #DraftFantasy #AVFC #Statr
Mourinho said it.
Rangnick said it.
United ignored it.
#MUFC #PremierLeague #FootballBanters #StatrDraft
Rangnick said it.
United ignored it.
#MUFC #PremierLeague #FootballBanters #StatrDraft
January 12, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Mourinho said it.
Rangnick said it.
United ignored it.
#MUFC #PremierLeague #FootballBanters #StatrDraft
Rangnick said it.
United ignored it.
#MUFC #PremierLeague #FootballBanters #StatrDraft
📘 Facebook
Dropped Thiago.
Immediate hat-trick.
45 points.
Fantasy football is just pain with spreadsheets.
#FantasyFootball #FPL #StatrDraft #DraftLeague #Pain
Dropped Thiago.
Immediate hat-trick.
45 points.
Fantasy football is just pain with spreadsheets.
#FantasyFootball #FPL #StatrDraft #DraftLeague #Pain
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
📘 Facebook
Dropped Thiago.
Immediate hat-trick.
45 points.
Fantasy football is just pain with spreadsheets.
#FantasyFootball #FPL #StatrDraft #DraftLeague #Pain
Dropped Thiago.
Immediate hat-trick.
45 points.
Fantasy football is just pain with spreadsheets.
#FantasyFootball #FPL #StatrDraft #DraftLeague #Pain
He knew he was gone.
So he said it anyway.
“That 18-month contract” line?
That’s not a quote — that’s an invoice 🧾
Respect it.
#PL #FootballTalk #Statr #Banter
So he said it anyway.
“That 18-month contract” line?
That’s not a quote — that’s an invoice 🧾
Respect it.
#PL #FootballTalk #Statr #Banter
January 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
He knew he was gone.
So he said it anyway.
“That 18-month contract” line?
That’s not a quote — that’s an invoice 🧾
Respect it.
#PL #FootballTalk #Statr #Banter
So he said it anyway.
“That 18-month contract” line?
That’s not a quote — that’s an invoice 🧾
Respect it.
#PL #FootballTalk #Statr #Banter
Tarkowski’s defensive numbers are flying, but is it form… or fixtures?
Forest and Burnley fed him aerials. Wolves won’t.
Context wins drafts.
#StatrDraft #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
Forest and Burnley fed him aerials. Wolves won’t.
Context wins drafts.
#StatrDraft #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Tarkowski’s defensive numbers are flying, but is it form… or fixtures?
Forest and Burnley fed him aerials. Wolves won’t.
Context wins drafts.
#StatrDraft #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
Forest and Burnley fed him aerials. Wolves won’t.
Context wins drafts.
#StatrDraft #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
Midfield heroes this week 👑
McGinn doing captain things.
Grealish back on form and running Everton.
If Grealish cooks, Everton eat. Simple maths.
And yes… I absolutely bottled it in FPL.
Pain.
#PremierLeague #FantasyFootball #Statr #AVFC #EFC
McGinn doing captain things.
Grealish back on form and running Everton.
If Grealish cooks, Everton eat. Simple maths.
And yes… I absolutely bottled it in FPL.
Pain.
#PremierLeague #FantasyFootball #Statr #AVFC #EFC
January 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Midfield heroes this week 👑
McGinn doing captain things.
Grealish back on form and running Everton.
If Grealish cooks, Everton eat. Simple maths.
And yes… I absolutely bottled it in FPL.
Pain.
#PremierLeague #FantasyFootball #Statr #AVFC #EFC
McGinn doing captain things.
Grealish back on form and running Everton.
If Grealish cooks, Everton eat. Simple maths.
And yes… I absolutely bottled it in FPL.
Pain.
#PremierLeague #FantasyFootball #Statr #AVFC #EFC
Hot take?
Not even.
Aston Villa’s squad is better than United’s.
Man for man. Depth included.
Bruno finally playing where he belongs ≠ problem solved.
#FootballTok #PremierLeague #FantasyDraft #Villa #ManUnited
Not even.
Aston Villa’s squad is better than United’s.
Man for man. Depth included.
Bruno finally playing where he belongs ≠ problem solved.
#FootballTok #PremierLeague #FantasyDraft #Villa #ManUnited
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Hot take?
Not even.
Aston Villa’s squad is better than United’s.
Man for man. Depth included.
Bruno finally playing where he belongs ≠ problem solved.
#FootballTok #PremierLeague #FantasyDraft #Villa #ManUnited
Not even.
Aston Villa’s squad is better than United’s.
Man for man. Depth included.
Bruno finally playing where he belongs ≠ problem solved.
#FootballTok #PremierLeague #FantasyDraft #Villa #ManUnited
Mad outlier alert 🚨
If you’re stuck for a defender in draft:
Hugo Bueno is pulling 9 PPG in Statr.
Rare Wolves W. Very rare.
#FantasyFootball #DraftLeague #PremierLeague
If you’re stuck for a defender in draft:
Hugo Bueno is pulling 9 PPG in Statr.
Rare Wolves W. Very rare.
#FantasyFootball #DraftLeague #PremierLeague
January 10, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Mad outlier alert 🚨
If you’re stuck for a defender in draft:
Hugo Bueno is pulling 9 PPG in Statr.
Rare Wolves W. Very rare.
#FantasyFootball #DraftLeague #PremierLeague
If you’re stuck for a defender in draft:
Hugo Bueno is pulling 9 PPG in Statr.
Rare Wolves W. Very rare.
#FantasyFootball #DraftLeague #PremierLeague
Lewis Hall is quietly elite.
Defends. Progresses. Attacks.
£80m as a wing-back?
That’s not madness… that’s modern football.
#EPL #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
Defends. Progresses. Attacks.
£80m as a wing-back?
That’s not madness… that’s modern football.
#EPL #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Lewis Hall is quietly elite.
Defends. Progresses. Attacks.
£80m as a wing-back?
That’s not madness… that’s modern football.
#EPL #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
Defends. Progresses. Attacks.
£80m as a wing-back?
That’s not madness… that’s modern football.
#EPL #PremierLeague #StatrDraft
Harry Wilson is doing DISGUSTING things.
Outside foot. Flicks. Back-post magic.
Wrong shirt = wrong hype.
Form don’t lie though 👀
#EPL #FootballReels #FulhamFC #FantasyDraft #Statr
Outside foot. Flicks. Back-post magic.
Wrong shirt = wrong hype.
Form don’t lie though 👀
#EPL #FootballReels #FulhamFC #FantasyDraft #Statr
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Harry Wilson is doing DISGUSTING things.
Outside foot. Flicks. Back-post magic.
Wrong shirt = wrong hype.
Form don’t lie though 👀
#EPL #FootballReels #FulhamFC #FantasyDraft #Statr
Outside foot. Flicks. Back-post magic.
Wrong shirt = wrong hype.
Form don’t lie though 👀
#EPL #FootballReels #FulhamFC #FantasyDraft #Statr