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Amanda
@statler.bsky.social
Neurotic panic beast trying to do some good.
Honey says the hedgehog exploded all by itself. Tragedy struck, clearly.

🙄 I am unconvinced.
January 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sunday morning belly rubs with Honey (and Ball, of course).

[Background audio courtesy of QVC, my go-to white noise for the pups.]
January 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hi, friends. Today I want to remind you that:

1. The gender binary is garbage.
2. Sexual dimorphism in humans is haphazard at best.
3. Lots of women have neck/facial hair. There’s no shame in it, and they don’t owe it to anyone to remove it.

You do you out there, buds.
January 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The (extremely dirty) face of pure joy.
January 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m honestly not sure which part of BALL Honey loves more: chasing the ball, or squeezing it like a stress ball before she drops it.
January 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There seems to be a critter living under the shed once again. Honey just wants to greet them, she swears. What? “Eat” them? No, of course not. Don’t be silly.
January 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
For a midday break, a little sniffari with Moose and Honey.

[Audio is lots of wind, and me talking to the pups and also explaining that the wind is courtesy of TS Nicole.]
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sunshine, belly rubs, and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together. ☀️💛

[Video of a light-colored golden retriever on her side and back, enjoying belly rubs. Audio is ambient, some birds, the sound of a furry belly being scritched.]
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We’re organizing and storing wedding decorations. Moose is helping.
January 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When your friend is dancing and you’re embarrassed FOR them.
January 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM