Amanda
@statler.bsky.social
Neurotic panic beast trying to do some good.
Welp. Time to go.
I'm mostly on Instagram (statler) and lurking on Threads, but also have Bluesky ( statler dot bsky dot social).
I miss Twitter, but it is what it is.
I'm mostly on Instagram (statler) and lurking on Threads, but also have Bluesky ( statler dot bsky dot social).
I miss Twitter, but it is what it is.
January 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Welp. Time to go.
I'm mostly on Instagram (statler) and lurking on Threads, but also have Bluesky ( statler dot bsky dot social).
I miss Twitter, but it is what it is.
I'm mostly on Instagram (statler) and lurking on Threads, but also have Bluesky ( statler dot bsky dot social).
I miss Twitter, but it is what it is.
When your dog with IBD is on steroids for a flare, but it’s a holiday, so the only options are (1) leave her home and what happens happens, or (2) take her with you and hope she stays relatively chill around all the new people / potential friends. I’d say Honey did pretty well.
March 19, 2024 at 3:40 PM
When your dog with IBD is on steroids for a flare, but it’s a holiday, so the only options are (1) leave her home and what happens happens, or (2) take her with you and hope she stays relatively chill around all the new people / potential friends. I’d say Honey did pretty well.
Moose is healing up after a scary accident at daycare last month, and he's especially enjoying lounging in the sun without a cone or a donut to interfere with his most majestic floppage. You almost wouldn't know anything had happened, but for the large shaved section on his chest and shoulder.
October 12, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Moose is healing up after a scary accident at daycare last month, and he's especially enjoying lounging in the sun without a cone or a donut to interfere with his most majestic floppage. You almost wouldn't know anything had happened, but for the large shaved section on his chest and shoulder.
The profile banner for this app is infuriating, but I finally finagled it. I didn't want to post without my profile being done. Why should that matter? I could not tell you. But enjoy a very young Moose defying gravity.
August 23, 2023 at 2:57 PM
The profile banner for this app is infuriating, but I finally finagled it. I didn't want to post without my profile being done. Why should that matter? I could not tell you. But enjoy a very young Moose defying gravity.
It was a damn good weekend. #ireillydo #married
January 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It was a damn good weekend. #ireillydo #married
Twitter, I am getting married in 48 hours. What is your favorite advice for newlyweds?
(Pictures of my partner and I at our respective pre-wedding celebrations for photo tax.)
(Pictures of my partner and I at our respective pre-wedding celebrations for photo tax.)
January 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Twitter, I am getting married in 48 hours. What is your favorite advice for newlyweds?
(Pictures of my partner and I at our respective pre-wedding celebrations for photo tax.)
(Pictures of my partner and I at our respective pre-wedding celebrations for photo tax.)
Honey says the hedgehog exploded all by itself. Tragedy struck, clearly.
🙄 I am unconvinced.
🙄 I am unconvinced.
January 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Honey says the hedgehog exploded all by itself. Tragedy struck, clearly.
🙄 I am unconvinced.
🙄 I am unconvinced.
Sunday morning belly rubs with Honey (and Ball, of course).
[Background audio courtesy of QVC, my go-to white noise for the pups.]
[Background audio courtesy of QVC, my go-to white noise for the pups.]
January 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sunday morning belly rubs with Honey (and Ball, of course).
[Background audio courtesy of QVC, my go-to white noise for the pups.]
[Background audio courtesy of QVC, my go-to white noise for the pups.]
I'm raising funds for @JASMYNJAX, a nonprofit serving #LGBTQIA teens and young adults in my Florida hometown. On 4/23, I'll be doing the 1-mile Strides for Pride to say "gay" and support trans kids. Please donate or boost if you can!...
January 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm raising funds for @JASMYNJAX, a nonprofit serving #LGBTQIA teens and young adults in my Florida hometown. On 4/23, I'll be doing the 1-mile Strides for Pride to say "gay" and support trans kids. Please donate or boost if you can!...
Ready for @yourewrongabout live in Chicago!! Let’s go, @Remember_Sarah! 🤘🏻
January 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ready for @yourewrongabout live in Chicago!! Let’s go, @Remember_Sarah! 🤘🏻
Hi, friends. Today I want to remind you that:
1. The gender binary is garbage.
2. Sexual dimorphism in humans is haphazard at best.
3. Lots of women have neck/facial hair. There’s no shame in it, and they don’t owe it to anyone to remove it.
You do you out there, buds.
1. The gender binary is garbage.
2. Sexual dimorphism in humans is haphazard at best.
3. Lots of women have neck/facial hair. There’s no shame in it, and they don’t owe it to anyone to remove it.
You do you out there, buds.
January 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hi, friends. Today I want to remind you that:
1. The gender binary is garbage.
2. Sexual dimorphism in humans is haphazard at best.
3. Lots of women have neck/facial hair. There’s no shame in it, and they don’t owe it to anyone to remove it.
You do you out there, buds.
1. The gender binary is garbage.
2. Sexual dimorphism in humans is haphazard at best.
3. Lots of women have neck/facial hair. There’s no shame in it, and they don’t owe it to anyone to remove it.
You do you out there, buds.
The (extremely dirty) face of pure joy.
January 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The (extremely dirty) face of pure joy.
I’m honestly not sure which part of BALL Honey loves more: chasing the ball, or squeezing it like a stress ball before she drops it.
January 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m honestly not sure which part of BALL Honey loves more: chasing the ball, or squeezing it like a stress ball before she drops it.
Making the rare drive into the office this morning, listening to alt rock and holiday picks from Hayley and Zac of Paramore, and what do they play but “Dominick the Donkey.” Thought of @danueb and @nattobeanjean and holiday Quaraoke. HEE HAW HEE HAW.
January 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Making the rare drive into the office this morning, listening to alt rock and holiday picks from Hayley and Zac of Paramore, and what do they play but “Dominick the Donkey.” Thought of @danueb and @nattobeanjean and holiday Quaraoke. HEE HAW HEE HAW.
I don’t know what delights me more: “mystical joyful,” “chill royalcore,” or how deeply perplexed Spotify appears to be with the breadth of my tastes. #SpotifyWrapped
January 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I don’t know what delights me more: “mystical joyful,” “chill royalcore,” or how deeply perplexed Spotify appears to be with the breadth of my tastes. #SpotifyWrapped
There seems to be a critter living under the shed once again. Honey just wants to greet them, she swears. What? “Eat” them? No, of course not. Don’t be silly.
January 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There seems to be a critter living under the shed once again. Honey just wants to greet them, she swears. What? “Eat” them? No, of course not. Don’t be silly.
Buddy. Come on. Your sister’s food bowl is not a toy. Or camouflage? Honestly, what is even happening here?
January 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Buddy. Come on. Your sister’s food bowl is not a toy. Or camouflage? Honestly, what is even happening here?
For a midday break, a little sniffari with Moose and Honey.
[Audio is lots of wind, and me talking to the pups and also explaining that the wind is courtesy of TS Nicole.]
[Audio is lots of wind, and me talking to the pups and also explaining that the wind is courtesy of TS Nicole.]
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
For a midday break, a little sniffari with Moose and Honey.
[Audio is lots of wind, and me talking to the pups and also explaining that the wind is courtesy of TS Nicole.]
[Audio is lots of wind, and me talking to the pups and also explaining that the wind is courtesy of TS Nicole.]
Halfway through my first read of Blair Braverman’s debut novel, “Small Game,” and I don’t went to put it down.
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Halfway through my first read of Blair Braverman’s debut novel, “Small Game,” and I don’t went to put it down.
Happy Halloween! Ba-gawk!
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Happy Halloween! Ba-gawk!
Sunshine, belly rubs, and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together. ☀️💛
[Video of a light-colored golden retriever on her side and back, enjoying belly rubs. Audio is ambient, some birds, the sound of a furry belly being scritched.]
[Video of a light-colored golden retriever on her side and back, enjoying belly rubs. Audio is ambient, some birds, the sound of a furry belly being scritched.]
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sunshine, belly rubs, and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together. ☀️💛
[Video of a light-colored golden retriever on her side and back, enjoying belly rubs. Audio is ambient, some birds, the sound of a furry belly being scritched.]
[Video of a light-colored golden retriever on her side and back, enjoying belly rubs. Audio is ambient, some birds, the sound of a furry belly being scritched.]
Can you guess when in this sequence I asked Honey if she wanted to play BALL?
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Can you guess when in this sequence I asked Honey if she wanted to play BALL?
We’re organizing and storing wedding decorations. Moose is helping.
January 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
We’re organizing and storing wedding decorations. Moose is helping.
When your friend is dancing and you’re embarrassed FOR them.
January 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When your friend is dancing and you’re embarrassed FOR them.