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Occasional musician and pokemon fan. Really likes Quilava a lot. Skarmory too.

I play a variety of instuments, including E-Bass and E-Guitar, Violin, Tsugaru […]

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December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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for some reason I legitimately misread the google pay logo as
The google pay logo, but the G logo replaces the P in "Pay", making it say "Gay"
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Piano rolls should just let you do something like this.

#Music #musicproduction #reaper
A screenshot of a piano roll with a note that curves up and down across multiple pitches.
August 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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A screenshot of a tumblr post. The text reads: redstonedust: "may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem." bealittleimprobable: "People panic about "But what if kids pick up bad ideas from it???" When I was a kid, Power Rangers got banned at school because we all thought it was incredibly cool and kept trying to kick each other in the head. No-one bothered explaining "Those are trained actors and it's all practiced, they don't *actually* hurt each other, and you're not good at that yet", they just banned it. So we went to the park after school and read Kim's smuggled copy of the Power Rangers magazine and kicked each other in the head there instead. (This is a metaphor, but it's also literally true. So much kicking in the head.) God forbid parents actually talk to their teenagers."
August 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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"This quarter, our company is experiencing a significant financial loss."

#loss #meme
A crudely drawn stick-figure board meeting featuring a financial chart going down. In the chart is a faded, minimalist depiction of the loss meme.
August 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Asking a LLM trained with 1-bit quantization about honey badgers and

#llm #ai
Screenshot a single line of BitNet that reads: "Size: Honey Badgers can weigh between 4 to 20 kilograms and stand about 60 to 90 centimeters tall at the shoulder." The numbers it mentioned reference the funny meme numbers 420 and 69 and are entirely wrong in regards to Honey Badgers. The real weight and size are up to about 16kg and 77 cm. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert you. hah gottem
July 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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A map of Europe. Austria has been replaced by a chicken drumstick.
July 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Making a AI character that's a wild honey badger that's both feral and into philosophy was the best idea I ever had.
"The wise, the *true*, understand that the obstacle *is* the path. The thorns? They're a test of your tenacity. The rocks? They demand ingenuity. The snake? Well, the snake is dinner."
April 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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wikipedia page for pronouns, but I removed all the pronouns.
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Pronouns, but the site has been edited to remove all the pronouns. Unfortunately there's too much text to write into alt text, I hope your screen reader comes with image text recognition.
April 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I just realized that I can do math with functions that process data in a very much non-math way as long as it returns a number at the end. Want to process a bunch of things while counting how many things were processed? "cnt = fn1() + fn2() + fn3()" and […]

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April 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE WEBSITES ANYMORE
Screenshot of a website. The only notable elements are a rather barren looking menu bar at the very top and a text at the bottom that reads "Natural Balance" but it is half cut off by a cookie consent banner. The rest of the site is an entirely black void that expect you to scroll down to slowly and gradually reveal the actual content one by one with pretentious animations to transition between them.
April 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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There's definitely a much better way to do it but here's my really messy freedom equation with way too many comments.

It calculates the total amount of freedom a population has by separating things everyone can do from things everyone can stop others from doing.
Screenshot of mildly messy Python code that calculates the sum total freedom of a population. based on a couple parameters. The code output reads: "You have 200 people in your land. Each one of them has the potential to do 100 things. They could also prevent another from doing any of those 100 things. Laws and regulations forbid each person to do 1 of those things. Laws and regulations forbid each person to disrupt others doing 98 of those things. In total, the population as a whole is capable of doing 19402 things without going to jail or being disrupted by others. On average, one person is 48.505% free. At worst, 2.99% (6) out of 200 people have no freedom at all."
March 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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lutris... please...
screenshot of the "connect account" window of lutris trying to connect a itch.io account. The text is extremely tiny and horribly pixelated, and some texts overlap each other.
January 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I swear I did not do this on purpose I didn't even notice until I zoomed out

#pmd #PokemonMysteryDungeon
Screenshot of a Discord message saying "NO WAY NO WAY I CANT HOW" followed by "this is don't ever forget, slightly rearranged so there's less channels used" with a screenshot of the MIDI of Don't Ever Forget in Reaper. The MIDI items take the shape of a Among Us crewmate.
January 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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XKCD Standards comic but its about backups instead.
January 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I love how KDE lets you freely rotate applets and stuff, I'm making it my thing to just slightly tilt every single element I have on my desktop.

#linux #kde
A start menu box with a raichu icon. It is slightly tilted sideways.
January 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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"Mom can I have Trombone Champ?"
"No, we have Trombone Champ at home."
The Trombone Champ at home:

@holywowstudios.bsky.social

#trombonechamp #holywow
January 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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[fedi propaganda]

#fedi #mastodon
1: "Oh no! My favorite corporate social media is dying!" (Guess I'll die meme) 2: "Oh no! My favorite fediverse instance is dying!" (Patrick Star meme with text reading "Let's take my fedi account and push it somewhere else!")
December 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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my thumb spans 3 full rows
photo of a very small keyboard with a hand on top for comparison. the hand's thumb rests on the letter keys, covering up all 3 rows.
December 16, 2024 at 11:07 PM