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Occasional musician and pokemon fan. Really likes Quilava a lot. Skarmory too.

I play a variety of instuments, including E-Bass and E-Guitar, Violin, Tsugaru […]

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jokes that would be funnier in 2020
I'm sorry, I ate all the ram, the price hikes are entirely my fault.
It didn't even taste that good.
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's called Firefox because they're setting the poor fox on fire :(
December 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
First person: The perspective of the protagonist.
Second person: The perspective of someone else within the narrative.
Third person: The perspective of someone still within its world but otherwise unrelated to the narrative.
Fourth person: The perspective of an audience or observer outside the […]
Original post on guild.pmdcollab.org
guild.pmdcollab.org
December 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Reposted by ꓤɔᴉʇɐʇS
drawings of the noodle beast

#art #furry
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My favorite color isn't a pigment or hexcode or combination of light waves, it's the concept of perceiving a color somewhere inbetween red and magenta where you cannot tell whether it is more red or more magenta.
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I have contacted corvid
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he said "caw"
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
for some reason I legitimately misread the google pay logo as
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
when is someone finally gonna fix the news? they keep breaking.
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If eevee had a flying type evolution, would it be called a pigeon?

#Pokemon #eevee
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I cast uncorrectable read error
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
[tech hot take]

touchscreens as a (primary) input method are fundamentally bad UX:
- A display exists to show visual information to the user.
- Doing inputs via the display itself obscures parts of the display.
- The only (un-ambiguous and non intrusive) input feedback possible on a display is […]
Original post on guild.pmdcollab.org
guild.pmdcollab.org
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm trying to ddrescue a cd at a whopping 69 bytes per second nice

(this is going to take days)
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
so I have this old CD from the year 2000 that somehow appears to contain over 15 GB of data.

....yeah I doubt that
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Reposted by ꓤɔᴉʇɐʇS
This XP install is 2 weeks old and it looks like it could be any time between 2005 and 2020. I love it.

(Supermium has been renamed and ReIcon'd to be Internet Explorer, and MSN Messenger is actually Discord Messenger)
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
[how did the street racer get a speeding ticket in bed?]

he was fast asleep

#joke
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hmm is there any video game where the only move you got are dodges and dashes and you have to make opponents hit themselves?

#videogames #gaming
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It turns out that the real friends were the friends we made along the way.
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
As a child who was into pokemon I used to wish for irl pokemon for christmas, thinking that's how I could get one.

Now, as an adult I know that pokemon aren't real but fuck that I'm still gonna be wishing for it regardless.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If the company you're investing in:
- is entirely growth focused
- does not have a sustainable business model
- is rapidly acquiring land and expanding infrastructure
- is gobbling up a huge amount of energy and resources

It's not a business, it's a cancer cell
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
with how AI keeps getting more and more convincing, are schools finally gonna start teaching independent critical thinking classes?
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
All this time I used stuff like "var +=1" and then "If var > 100 then var = 0" to reset a counter but I just discovered I can just do var = (var % 100) +1 in the counter itself and it'll just keep looping within that range automatically!

the modulo operator is amazing
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Reposted by ꓤɔᴉʇɐʇS
We're disappointed that the new EU compromise proposal will implement a loophole that essentially brings back mandatory client-side scanning. #chatcontrol is back. We strongly urge the EU to remove this loophole in Article 4 of the new draft […]
Original post on mastodon.neat.computer
mastodon.neat.computer
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
AI surveillance is a scam pushed by the AI industry to download more training data.

#ai #surveillance #iwishthiswereajoke
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
qpwgraph is amazing why doesn't windows have anything like that?

#linux #windows
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM