Zora has been describing her “witch training” for some weeks, and I’ve just brushed it off, all little girls go thru a witch phase. But I saw this, this morning. Maybe I should take her more seriously…

My Bitch (me) organize so nasty.

Also look now cute I AM. Oh em gee.

I made this very cute presentation of the new backpack filled with different gifts, scavenger hunt style, for my kids 5th bday that she truly did not give a shit about so now it’s y’alls problem…. But look how CUTE

Just a normal conversation about men.

Using the ban to stress out my fam is at least a silver lining.