@staticfantastic.bsky.social
Zora has been describing her “witch training” for some weeks, and I’ve just brushed it off, all little girls go thru a witch phase. But I saw this, this morning. Maybe I should take her more seriously…
August 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Zora has been describing her “witch training” for some weeks, and I’ve just brushed it off, all little girls go thru a witch phase. But I saw this, this morning. Maybe I should take her more seriously…
What’s your sign?
No.
What’s ur aesthetic?
I’m like, Afro futurism meets Mexican modernist.
No.
What’s ur aesthetic?
I’m like, Afro futurism meets Mexican modernist.
August 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
What’s your sign?
No.
What’s ur aesthetic?
I’m like, Afro futurism meets Mexican modernist.
No.
What’s ur aesthetic?
I’m like, Afro futurism meets Mexican modernist.
My Bitch (me) organize so nasty.
March 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My Bitch (me) organize so nasty.
Also look now cute I AM. Oh em gee.
March 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Also look now cute I AM. Oh em gee.
I made this very cute presentation of the new backpack filled with different gifts, scavenger hunt style, for my kids 5th bday that she truly did not give a shit about so now it’s y’alls problem…. But look how CUTE
March 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I made this very cute presentation of the new backpack filled with different gifts, scavenger hunt style, for my kids 5th bday that she truly did not give a shit about so now it’s y’alls problem…. But look how CUTE
Watching each generation’s matriarch in my family descend into bitterness and spite is just the saddest and most exhausting thing. It’s the only thing that makes me dread aging.
February 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Watching each generation’s matriarch in my family descend into bitterness and spite is just the saddest and most exhausting thing. It’s the only thing that makes me dread aging.
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No, I will not read “your substack.”
Stop calling your written work by a name that is synonymous with “funds nazi speech.”
Because what I read when you say “check out my substack” is “check out how I’m helping fund Nazi speech!”
No. I will not do that.
Stop calling your written work by a name that is synonymous with “funds nazi speech.”
Because what I read when you say “check out my substack” is “check out how I’m helping fund Nazi speech!”
No. I will not do that.
January 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
No, I will not read “your substack.”
Stop calling your written work by a name that is synonymous with “funds nazi speech.”
Because what I read when you say “check out my substack” is “check out how I’m helping fund Nazi speech!”
No. I will not do that.
Stop calling your written work by a name that is synonymous with “funds nazi speech.”
Because what I read when you say “check out my substack” is “check out how I’m helping fund Nazi speech!”
No. I will not do that.
Just a normal conversation about men.
January 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just a normal conversation about men.
Chastising our horse of a goldendoodle once again because he was able to sneak away with his favorite forbidden treat: an entire loaf of bread.
January 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Chastising our horse of a goldendoodle once again because he was able to sneak away with his favorite forbidden treat: an entire loaf of bread.
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Get thee to a nunnery ✝️
January 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Get thee to a nunnery ✝️
Using the ban to stress out my fam is at least a silver lining.
January 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Using the ban to stress out my fam is at least a silver lining.