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Bobby Brown
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Carson Beck & Shane Bieber
The University of Miami QB Carson Beck and his identical twin brother Shane Bieber, pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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More like Blake Snail, ammirite?
A cartoon baseball playing snail for the LA Dodgers named Blake Snail that’s sad because he’s bad at baseball.
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Red Sox pitcher, Connelly Early
15 year old boy in baseball uniform from the 1970’s
October 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I refuse to believe that Spiderman outgrossed this incredible achievement in film.
Movie poster of 1991’s Suburban Commando starring Hulk Hogan and 3 other actors whose names I will protect from the shame of being in a Hulk Hogan movie.
September 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Perfect read for our first trip to Paris @theauthorguy.bsky.social
hand holding a copy of Christopher Moore’s book “Sacre Bleu” in front of Edward Manet’s scandalous painting “Luncheon on the Grass” which depicts a seductive naked woman sitting in the grass with two clothed men as another woman in a night gown bathes in a natural pool in the background.
August 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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The Elbo Room live feed Bar Cam is true joy. Absolutely packed at 9am on a Weds. #GoPanthers 🏆
Live feed bar camera of a busy bar room on Fort Lauderdale Beach, FL with fans celebrating the Florida Panthers Stanley Cup victory.
June 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Current State of Red Sox Nation
June 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Completely stole this from @redsoxstats.bsky.social but it needed a lil Scorsese kick.
May 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Big Beautiful Bill
Buffalo Bill, the creepy serial killer from The Silence of the Lambs, dances around nearly naked except for a robe draped over his shoulders.
May 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
May 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Don’t worry. I keep this handy for such a situation.
A breakdown of the solution for the Water Jug riddle in Die Hard 3.
April 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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A Google Maps screen shot of the Gulf of Mexico with the standard recipe for a Margarita (2oz Tequila 1oz Lime .5oz Agave .25oz Triple Sec).
February 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Kumail Nanjiani transformed himself to be in a movie that was universally hated.
Split screen image of Kumail Nanjiani who is shirtless and embarrassingly flabby and on the other side shirtless and and rock hard from nose to nuts.
January 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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This is the most important trophy in sports.
The Pop Tart Bowl Trophy which showcases a working toaster affixed to the top complete with two perfectly toasted strawberry pop tarts
December 17, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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🤌🏼🤌🏼
Tony Soprano extolling the virtues of the alleged CEO killer
December 9, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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The Arizona State Sun Devil riding Shai Hulud - desert power.
December 7, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Rest in power Ben…
Our hero, Ben Herbstreit.
December 7, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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A very accurate depiction of Pat MacAfee demonstrating his athleticism amid a friendly game of pigskin with the Shai Hulud.
December 7, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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SEC sock puppet Paul Finebaum as a Harkonnen enforcer, hell bent on oppressing schools in all other conferences no matter their record or strength of schedule.
December 7, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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Kirby Smart as Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.
December 7, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Not so fast my Fremens.
This is very clearly the great Lee Corso putting a Shai Hulud mascot head on.
December 7, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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The Notre Dame Leprechaun as one of the Bene Gesserit, the mythical space witches from Dune that also don’t play in a proper conference and are more sparkle than substance.
December 7, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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Crimson Tide’s Al the Elephant as an evil House Harkonnen foot soldier.
December 7, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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In honor of noted college football expert Timothee Chalamet visiting College Gameday, here is a thread recasting the 2024 college football season as Dune characters.
The Oregon Duck as a Fremen on Arrakis sitting on an empire of wealth and power.
December 7, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 4:14 AM