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Bobby Brown
@stateave.bsky.social
· Jan 6
Starting a tribute band called Bob Cigar & the Silver Bullet Band. But it’s just me ripping cigs & beers in the garage, occasionally groaning “Katmandu” followed by mumbled gibberish until I pass out.
Who can I give my money to for a Cardi B simulcast of Patriots games?
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Who can I give my money to for a Cardi B simulcast of Patriots games?
One day I hope to love something as much as Gordon Lightfoot loved making music about railroads.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One day I hope to love something as much as Gordon Lightfoot loved making music about railroads.
Dick Cheney died just in time to roll over in his grave after NYC elects a Muslim Mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dick Cheney died just in time to roll over in his grave after NYC elects a Muslim Mayor.
Josh McDaniels hates Trayvon Henderson with the fury of a thousand Belichick’s.
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Josh McDaniels hates Trayvon Henderson with the fury of a thousand Belichick’s.
Carson Beck & Shane Bieber
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Carson Beck & Shane Bieber
Somebody ask @joeposnanski.com if the benches have ever been cleared in a World Series Game 7?
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Somebody ask @joeposnanski.com if the benches have ever been cleared in a World Series Game 7?
Derek Jeter nailed it in the pre game when he predicted that Bichette would be a problem for the Dodgers when they pitched around Vladdy.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Derek Jeter nailed it in the pre game when he predicted that Bichette would be a problem for the Dodgers when they pitched around Vladdy.
Fuck YouTubeTV and ESPN for taking a wrecking ball to my beloved Saturdays.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Fuck YouTubeTV and ESPN for taking a wrecking ball to my beloved Saturdays.
The Dolphins are a deeply unserious football team.
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The Dolphins are a deeply unserious football team.
More like Blake Snail, ammirite?
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
More like Blake Snail, ammirite?
Ladd McConkey sounds like a name made up by my best friend in 6th grade.
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Ladd McConkey sounds like a name made up by my best friend in 6th grade.
If you formed a Mega Team out of the Brewers, Mariners and Blue Jays, I genuinely don’t believe that team could beat this Dodgers squad.
Shame on you MLB for allowing this to happen.
Shame on you MLB for allowing this to happen.
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If you formed a Mega Team out of the Brewers, Mariners and Blue Jays, I genuinely don’t believe that team could beat this Dodgers squad.
Shame on you MLB for allowing this to happen.
Shame on you MLB for allowing this to happen.
Swinging at the first pitch tonight in honor of Red Sox Legend, Mike Greenwell. RIP Gator.
October 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Swinging at the first pitch tonight in honor of Red Sox Legend, Mike Greenwell. RIP Gator.
I wish I had more Bills fans in my life. The 7am “Good Morning, have a blessed day text” to them is wonderfully gratifying.
Namaste.
Namaste.
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I wish I had more Bills fans in my life. The 7am “Good Morning, have a blessed day text” to them is wonderfully gratifying.
Namaste.
Namaste.
Red Sox pitcher, Connelly Early
October 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Red Sox pitcher, Connelly Early
The violent swing I’ve had from “this Red Sox team is deep and built for an October run” to “this lineup has no thugs, we’re frauds, it’s over” in the past 48 hours is truly insane.
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The violent swing I’ve had from “this Red Sox team is deep and built for an October run” to “this lineup has no thugs, we’re frauds, it’s over” in the past 48 hours is truly insane.
We are going to break the sportswriters of America on October 24th when the Springsteen movie and World Series open on the same day.
September 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We are going to break the sportswriters of America on October 24th when the Springsteen movie and World Series open on the same day.
Not a complaint. But I would pay a reasonable sum of money to enjoy my Red Sox broadcast team on these national MLB telecasts.
September 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not a complaint. But I would pay a reasonable sum of money to enjoy my Red Sox broadcast team on these national MLB telecasts.
Zero pressure on the Red Sox. If they win tonight, Aaron Boone will panic and shit down his leg. Dammit. I’ve talked myself into believing. This will inevitably end up at the bottom of a bottle in the garage looking furiously for hidden cigarettes. Why do I do this to myself?
September 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Zero pressure on the Red Sox. If they win tonight, Aaron Boone will panic and shit down his leg. Dammit. I’ve talked myself into believing. This will inevitably end up at the bottom of a bottle in the garage looking furiously for hidden cigarettes. Why do I do this to myself?
Every time the camera cuts to Coach Vrabel on the Patriots sideline he’s throwing a Zyn pouch in his face.
September 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Every time the camera cuts to Coach Vrabel on the Patriots sideline he’s throwing a Zyn pouch in his face.
That was the greatest College Gameday kick of all time. Congrats to Carson and Michael!
September 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
That was the greatest College Gameday kick of all time. Congrats to Carson and Michael!
Was reprimanded during a webinar after I compulsively mimicked the British moderator by saying “conshoemer” repeatedly until being reminded to mute microphones.
September 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Was reprimanded during a webinar after I compulsively mimicked the British moderator by saying “conshoemer” repeatedly until being reminded to mute microphones.